You can now PRE-ORDER the second season of Beverly Hills 90210.  Sign me the fuck up.

http://www.amazon.com/Beverly-Hills-90210-Second-Season/dp/B000MGBSHQ/sr=8-1/qid=1172092895/ref=pd_bbs_sr_1/002-3789112-9253616?ie=UTF8&s=dvd

So I bet many of you are wondering, 'whatever happened to John Tesh?"  I know I was interested, so I decided to do a little google search.  I found out that John Tesh HAS A BLOG!!  We know that technology has progressed to far when John Tesh has a blog.  I'm not going to lie, John's kind of sucking at updating and for that matter regular spacing.  ( Read more... )

So there are some people I have awkward attractions to.  For example, the bartender in the Disaronno commercials.  I think he's cute in that "I'm-a-bartender-in-a-Disaronno-ad" kind of way.  Another person is that Tory guy from Mythbusters.  He's pretty precious and seems like a wannabe badass.  Also, the one guy that works in TechOpps.  I have no ( Read more... )

Blughshsh.....Jessica Simpson makes me want to vomit in my mouth every time I see her. I can't wait until she goes off the deep end like Britney.  http://www.people.com/people

Night 3 of weird dream lock down is still in effect.  Two nights ago I was solving mysteries as Olivia Benson from SVU.  The case I was working on was solving this persons murder who had been poisoned to death, a la Mischa Barton in the 6th sense.  And last night I don't even really want to talk about...My head is just fucking with me big time.  ( Read more... )

So I had the freakiest dream last night.  It involved Macualy Caulkin, circa home alone 1, trying to steal secrets from michael scott from the office and me trying to stop macauly.  Then a fruit tray was passed around and Nikki Walters, who is clearly not in the office, but works for NIU was super psyched about the kiwi on the fruit tray.

WTF?!

Apparently this is "Like punching Jessica Simpson in the face, but with words."  Sign me up.

http://www.avclub.com/content/node/57531

''I never smile if I can help it. Showing one's teeth is a submission signal in primates. When someone smiles at me, all I see is a chimpanzee begging for its life.''  Dwight Schrute, on The Office

God I love The Office

I am watching an episode of BH 90210 and brandon is getting tanked off of a drink with a literal splash of whiskey in it.  A SPLASH!  I can't believe it.  He's such a lightweight.  Oh great, now he has a drinking problem and is doing a little drunk driving action.  Opps, crash!  Cue phone call from the popes.  The sobering sunlight is now crashing ( Read more... )

Beautiful Aurelia...

I've come here with a view to asking you...to marriage me.  I know I seems an insane person because I hardly knows you but sometimes things are so transparency, they don't need evidential proof.  And I will inhabit here, or you can inhabit with me in England.

Definitely go for England, girl.  You'll meet Prince William - then ( Read more... )