At Least 5 Dead, 2 Wounded In Nightclub Shooting ( Read more... )

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"Barry Bonds does not appear in video games because he is a vampire and cannot be captured on film. He derives his power by drinking the blood of humans. I hope this clears things up for you."

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When You Say: Let's just say I didn’t sleep much last night, if you know what I mean.

You Mean: Let's just say that frigid bitch went home at 9:30 and I spent the evening masturbating angrily.

NEW YORK-With a week to go before pitchers and catchers report for spring training, the New York Yankees shored up their pitching, hitting, and defense Monday by signing every player in professional baseball.
[ ] Above: Some of the New York Yankees' newest additions are introduced to the press ( Read more... )

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