"I just want to watch..."

[guttaperk]

Q: What was the strangest request you received romantically or sexually?
A: About fifteen years ago (while I was in my twenties), a German tourist approached me while I was shooting some pool alone, to ask me if I, er, "wanted" his wife, who was shooting pool at a table across the room

Comments

[tuluum]

lol! the tourist brain is an odd thing :)

[guttaperk]

Definitely!

Take a leg home today!

[covermedown]

I think my shock and eventual disgust will override my vanity. I mean ... I think I will feel like part Adonis (all from my own imagination, mind you) and part meat.

It's like propositioning a gorgeous leg of lamb from the supermarket and inviting it to bed with you ... Eeewww!!

Ok ... got a queasy feeling now ... 'scuse me a minute please ...

Re: Take a leg home today!

[guttaperk]

I'm about to have lunch:

Lamb.

[loupnoir]

Drat. Can't access the link.

You must have looked particularly dashing that day to get such a persistent request.

[guttaperk]

I'd certainly like to think so.

I suspect, though, that the characteristics involved ran something more like "young, agile and discreet". :-)

[kumchi]

do you have any idea what inspired the request of you? I would suspect the creepy factor might have quelched the thought of satisfying this probable curiosity of yours...

[guttaperk]

I really don't know! The tourist couple/ young local boy dynamic is, I suspect, not a particularly rare one...

At the time of the proposition, I wasn't so much curious as just stunned. I may have stammered.