roach farm

[gutter_troll]

I've been having to be at work at 7am for the past three mornings. It's quite lame, though there are a few good things about it. Mainly, by the time the store opens, my shift is 25% done, which, I'm not going to lie, is pretty sweet. Also, I get out at 4pm, which means that I have time to do stuff. Unfortunately, "stuff" usually means "ill-advised

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[phosphorescent]

I have never in my life seen roaches as big as the ones in New Orleans until I moved here. It's something in the swamp water... and it's not right.

[pixellatedcake]

Fucking gross, dude. I want to puke now.

We had the battle of roaches at my house too. It's just that time of the year. Blarg!

[gutter_troll]

I bought roach traps. So, welcome to Genocide-ville, population: dead roaches.

[pixellatedcake]

LMFAOROFL Genocide is the way to GO! Inferior ROACHES!!!

Re: "circle strafe" LOL

[gutter_troll]

I think I tell an ok story. I mean, everyone has to be good at something. I'm good at three things: telling a story, getting in the way, and being awkward.

But yeah, flying roaches are terrifying. It's all like, "Hey look I'm a roach and I'm all up near your ceiling roaching up, oh wait, now I'm gonna fly at your face, bitch lolololololol." Fuck that shit.

[creonihil]

I agree with "novi", your stories do make me LOL quite a bit.

Having said that, am I going to be the only one who asks the question why you leave a dead roach out in the open for four days then decide to sweep him under the fridge? Flush the fuckers as soon as they're weak! They don't take to water well AND that ensures no roach zombies!

I'm from Florida... it's where ALL the huge and ancient roaches go to retire, then decide retirement is boring, so they get back in the game of scaring the shit out of me and everyone else by crawling over your feet while you're walking in the dark to the fridge at 3 in the morning. Blah.

Oh, and side-note... I think roaches do travel in packs. And there's that whole thing of for ever roach you see there's like 10 or maybe it was a 100 more in the walls. Gross.

[gutter_troll]

I'm pretty sure the roaches that we had at our old cesspool of an apartment ate the rats and cats, sometimes. But never the kids.

I have roach poison that the roaches are supposed to eat and then bring back to their roach-castles, or whatever, and kill all of'em. Even the younglings.

[noodle384]

EEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW.

poison them. lots and lots and lots of roach poison.

[gutter_troll]

I have mad roach poison up in this bitch.