From today's San Francisco Chronicle website

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Comments

[ortho_bob]

Fnarr! Fnarr!!!

[wellah]

I guess the Chronicle doesn't have a department of double entendres then. Ha!

[conejodanz]

No one will be able to convince me someone didn't do that on purpose.

[ms_daisy_cutter]

Oh, hell, no, it wasn't accidental.

Not that there aren't breederbrained prisses in the media, but the reporters I've known, generally speaking, would have delighted in seeing whether they could get away with that headline.

[scary_manilow]

I was really hoping for more of a "how-to" approach in this article.

[ms_daisy_cutter]

...

...choice of lube? To cup the balls or not cup the balls? Whether to send him flowers the next day?

[texpat]

And to think my high school yearbook advisor told me not to caption a photo of two boys holding footballs "Look at our balls." Sheesh! I could've gone on to work at the Chronicle!