Well, that was quick

[gutterboylive]

This is not from the Onion.

Haggard Now "Completely Heterosexual"

One of four ministers who oversaw three weeks of intensive counseling for the Rev. Ted Haggard said the disgraced minister emerged convinced that he is "completely heterosexual

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[52merk]

I like Fark's take on the story:

After three-week treatment, Ted Haggard completely cured of his desire to perform oral sex on men. Married men agree that the same treatment worked wonders on their wives as well, but they called it a honeymoon.

[gentlehum]

And the Queer Nation collectively breathes a sigh of relief.

[mightymezzo73]

I bet the "Exodus" organization will be all over him like flies on shit to provide an uplifting "testimonial" about how he kicked the gay habit.

[scary_manilow]

Rev. Haggard's story gives me hope that one day, all homosexuals will be cured of their horrible affliction.

Wait, I'm sorry-- I meant to say CRYSTAL METH users, not homosexuals. You mean he's off dicks now? How sad for him... STRAIGHT and TWEAKING is no way to go through life, Reverend.