Are You There, God? It's Me, The Virgin Mary of the Cookie Sheet

[gutterboylive]

Now that Mardi Gras, the Oscars, and the Anna Nicole hullabaloo are over, the Virgin Mary is back posing for the paparazzi and making a personal appearance on a cookie sheet in Texas:

Comments

[crankycatlady]

ACK! It's Celine Dion!

[velveteenlounge]

Frankly it looks more like this artist figure.

How it got onto the cookie sheet I can't tell you, but I'm sure it Means Something.

[dclarion]

I'll grant you that it looks a bit like a young female, but a generic young female. Does that make the piece of trash across the street a Virgin Mary candidate? With three successful instances of parthenogenesis, to boot?

[anonymous]

This is happening in my own town. The only sensible thing? The school district refused to allow visitors to come to the school to see the pan and GAVE it to the cafeteria worker to take home to enshrine. When's the last time you heard of some governmental arm in Texas doing something both nice and sensible? Very direct contrast to the 10-year-old in Tomball (northwestern ex-urb) who took the plastic cover off a fire alarm and was arrested by the police under the school district's zero tolerance policy.

[gutterboylive]

This is happening in my own town. The only sensible thing? The school district refused to allow visitors to come to the school to see the pan and GAVE it to the cafeteria worker to take home to enshrine.

That's GREAT.

"Look! I found a Holy Relic!"

"Uh...okay. You can have it. Really."

[ms_daisy_cutter]

**splutter**

With your permission, I would like to post that to my own LJ.