OH DEAR

[guttermonkey]

hi friend,
here comes the emotional mother load.

the fling is slowly swerving into a car wreck again. each summer i somehow find myself in this position at this exact point in august. oh history, why must you three-peat! i am not embarrassed that i like him a lot because i know that if geography weren't such an asshole he wouldn't have a problem

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[alexisemo]

molly!! summerloving is so depressing.
i am going to be in college. at william and mary. IT IS A PRETTY GOOD SCHOOL, IF YOU WANT TO, YOU CAN COME VISIT AND SEE IF YOU LIKE IT.

sometimes i write in caps.

[guttermonkey]

DUDE bette midler went there. i visited there and i heard a ghost story that indians used to live in that big front building to the right. indian SLAVES! these indian slaves killed the master in the big center building and they all went crazy. there are indian slave ghosts in that college, alex!

summer love is depressing, especially when you know you are just going to peace out in two months. all of the boys at my school are boring and have seen me in my underwear and they are like my kid brothers and stuff and kissing your brother would be REALLY GROSS.

p.s: your college has indian ghosts.
p.p.s: i cannot go there because there is not even a MENS water polo team. come on, how else am i going to get into college?

[alexisemo]

what school DOES have water polo. i mean really.
you should visit it anyways, just so we can finally hang out and i can stop meeting your childhood friends.

i didn't know about the indian ghosts. that is pretty fucking insane. my dorm is really ghetto so it might as well be haunted.

i broke up with my summerlover because he's going to college in a different state. how depressing. COLLEGE. I AM ALL FUCKING OLD NOW.