It's cool, I'm gay!

[gutzon]

Man, I wish people would tell me these things sooner.  It'd make life so much easier if people just told me what gender I'm supposed to fuck.  Clearly all I think about is fucking.  Clearly I'm not smart enough to make my own judgements about my sexuality.  Clearly I'd be much better off if people just told me who to screw (and when!  Wouldn't that

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[shiiira]

I have no idea what's wrong, and I can't do anything to help you, etc. etc. etc, but hey, I miss you, and let's do something in December/January.

Take care.

[gutzon]

A few rumors floating around, that's all. I just thought everyone had gotten this out of their systems when they were, you know, twelve.

[pinmonkee]

wow, Shiira, how thoughtful of you... Ben, I know exactly what you're talking about. I think everyone's going through a stupid shitty time right now (at least I am). I'm all confused about this relationship crap - I've never actually dated before and it's fucking me up hardcore. If you wanna talk and get coffee sometime, give me a call. Hey, y'know what relieves stress? Sex. Go have sex now. (kidding) Feel better, man.

[gutzon]

Hehe! Welcome to the drama that is Marching Band. We'll talk.

[kikster]

Oh my. I'm not surprised.. it's your third year, this is the year when you get jaded and hate band.

Just don't run off to another country next year, cause I'm coming back and I want you there.

p.s. I miss you! We should talk!!

[gutzon]

Who knew that a little homophobia could be such a bonding mechanism? Man, this is great!

To be fair, I'm pretty sure I know the who and the why of this latest drama. Of course, now I'm just going to ham it up and make things even more awkward for the other parties in question. So no jading, at least not yet. Just good semi-clean fun.

[queenfrizzle]

I know it's probably a futile offer, but if you want to talk about anything, even just a scholarly discussion about peanut butter, find me on campus sometime. Really, with pink hair and cat ears, I'm hard to miss.

[gutzon]

I've actually seen you recently! But from far away.

I should have you over for a bit. My new living arrangements are fabulous.

[queenfrizzle]

*nods* Catch me sometime. I'm usually pretty busy, but I'll be damned if I won't make time. It's been ages.

[springiswrath]

Small world. I went to highschool with this guy, you're belmikey's roommate. Yay life!

[quackington]

Benjamin, dearest, I've seen what hair products you use and the clothes you wear...you're not THAT far off from gay.

No, I'm kidding.

...sort of

[gutzon]

Hehe! You just know me too well.

ps I miss you. Let's have virtual coffee. Or something.

[fireflyab]

spreading rumors is totally gay.