Last ever lone gunman

[guvnor]

Somebody please hand me a sniper rifle.

My neighbors are out in their garden singing really bad karaoke.... Again.

I know it's not right to take a human life, but I'm fairly certain this can be written off as justifiable homicide.
Oh god... they're butchering 'Ring of Fire' now. Is there no end to this profanity?

Comments

[antfreq]

You really, really need to record it so we can all listen and enjoy.. err I mean suffer.

[wordfinding]

I second the first.
That and... throw a shoe. I've always wanted someone to do that like they did in the cartoons.

[guvnor]

Yeah, but then I'd just have to go over and ask for my shoe back, and that would just be awkward...