Third Report - Why Yuri Fails at April Fool's

[guy_in_armor]

So, I'm sure a number of you might have guessed this, but Yuri hasn't actually been lying about his gender this entire time. He's definitely a man. But it appears his little joke has backfired.

Comments

[maskyoursins]

...

He looks the same.

[guy_in_armor]

His hair is up this time.

[maskyoursins]

Basically the same?

[guy_in_armor]

You're more or less right.

[studylicious]

Judith certainly seemed to be enjoying herself.

[ooc; her first thought: SOB EVEN AS A GUY YURI'S CHEST IS BIGGER THAN MINE ;A;]

[guy_in_armor]

I think we all did.

(OOC: D'awwwwww WE STILL LOVE YOU ESTELLE ;A;)

[studylicious]

M-more or less, I suppose. I don't think Yuri did very much.

[guy_in_armor]

He did bring it on himself, after all.

[itsnotzura]

I knew she was a woman all along.

[guy_in_armor]

Actually, I said that he was lying. He's a man.

[itsnotzura]

Lying about what.

[guy_in_armor]

He was lying about being a woman.

[currythiefkilla]

I knew it was going to be a good day when I woke up this morning!

[guy_in_armor]

It's Yuri's curse, I'm afraid.

[currythiefkilla]

They say one man's curse is another man's blessing.

[guy_in_armor]

In this case, I think it's all of our blessings.

I couldn't resist, I had to take him on a "date" to show him around Dahngrest.

[the_adephagos]

Hey pretty lady! Wanna have a real good time?

[guy_in_armor]

I still can't believe this is actually happening.

[the_adephagos]

Oh, c'mon big guy! It's april fools and your buddy just got asked out by a giant tentacle monster! Smiiiiiiiiiiiiiiile!

[guy_in_armor]

So, allow me to put this in perspective.

I'm supposed to laugh when the calamity that threatens to tear our world asunder asks my best friend out on a date because he happens to make an attractive woman?