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Jun 28, 2009 12:44

HEY THERE! BILLY MAYS HERE! I'M DEAD! PLACE AN ORDER NOW AND YOU CAN GET MY FULL CASKET WITH PROPER FUNERAL MAKINGS FOR ONLY $19.99! BUT WAIT! THERES MORE!!!

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x0alla10n30x June 28 2009, 23:55:06 UTC
Nice, Matt.

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this_isnt_meg June 30 2009, 03:18:12 UTC
aw, poor billy mays. I'm sure he didnt talk like that ALL the time.

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darkdreamer73 June 30 2009, 03:40:33 UTC
Dude, I can't believe that he's dead! Who's going to sell me Orange-Glo and OxyClean now?? *tear*

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