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[yet_shall_live]

[The video switches on to a portrait shot of a man with long, lustrous hair and fine features that might be considered beautiful --- if he wasn't glaring bloody murder at the screen, his upper lip curling in a sneer. His tone, however, remains icy calm. If a bit short.]

Since the people in this house seem to have a death wish,

[His gaze flicks

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[permavid]

[wrathoflove]

They won't give you your stuff back, even with a fight.

[yet_shall_live]

I don't take no for an answer.

[wrathoflove]

They turned me into a girl this week because I "misbehaved", do you want them to do that to you too?

[yet_shall_live]

If that's the worst they can do, I won't even have to try very hard.

[wrathoflove]

... Idiot. You can find weapons at Komainu, it's a dojo. Try taking anything out of there and they'll kick your ass, it's not like the rest of us haven't tried before.

[yet_shall_live]

Is that it? You think that just because you failed, I will?

Tch.

[wrathoflove]

I didn't fail, they took away my dick.

[yet_shall_live]

[Wait.]

...They'll do that?

[wrathoflove]

What do you think I meant by they made me a girl?!

[yet_shall_live]

Just because they cut your junk off doesn't make you a girl.

[It totally makes you a eunuch, dude.]

[wrathoflove]

There's other stuff too!

[ Swerves the camera down over a distinctly lumpy kosode, a LOOK!!! gesture given with his free hand. CHECK OUT THOSE BREASTS, KANDA, THIS IS AWFUL. ]

They've done it to two other people I know!

[yet_shall_live]

[This is what he gets for stopping to gather information. He'd be better off doing recon on his own. Clearly. A little footwork would have gotten him information without a bunch of nosy locals and an eyefull of some girl... boy... He grunts dismissively.]

So I won't get caught. I'm not some amateur.

[wrathoflove]

Neither am I, asshole! I'm a shinigami half the damn time, I know how to be subtle!

[ ... HAHA NO. ]

[yet_shall_live]

[Kanda is just going to stare because...

Because he is so convinced right now. Clearly.]

[wrathoflove]

Nothing I say is going to convince you, is it?

[yet_shall_live]

Like I said, I don't give up easily.