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All right, so I realize Fred isn't fandom's favorite character. And I also realize that Amy Acker is tiny, even by Hollywood standards. But where the hell do you get the idea that Fred is anorexic?
I mean, come on.
Fred: "Why would girls want to look like that? I spent years starving in a cave, what's their excuse?"
Cordy: "Fashion."
-Carpe Noctem
Fred: "Pancakes and waffles? I'm in starch heaven."
-Double or Nothing
Gunn: "Something wrong with you're milkshake? It's your favorite--double mocha, double whip..."
Fred: "Actually...I'm kinda full."
Gunn: "Oh, God, this is serious."
Fred: "It's just...after the tacos, fish sticks at the Pier, Dodger dogs..."
-Double or Nothing
Fred: "I think I've lost my appetite...which is kind of a first."
-Conviction
Damn it, if you're going to bash my characters, at least have a passing acquaintance with canon, okay?
So, I finished reading the book. And harvesting the quotes. Now I just have to do the writing paper thing.
Statistics:
Percent done: 4.08%
Time left: 16 hours, 13 minutes
Caffeine: 2 cups coffee, 1 cup soda, a few very stale chocolate covered coffee beans
Sleep predicted: Very little
All right, I'm locking the doors and forswearing all knowledge of the internet, Icy Tower, Popcap, human beings, and that seductive bastard Sleep.
*sighs*
See you on the other side of sanity.