Just call me fingerless Joe....

[gwashingmachine]

If you happen to walk into Mr. Phillebar's class tomorrow and you notice massive blood droplets on the floor, that was me. So i have one of these mexican sodas molly and mom got in texas and I really wanted it, so i grabbed it on my way to layout. When i got there i thought i shouldnt open it with my key because that might warp it, so i was going

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[blinkme4t5]

You should probably get stitches, darling. Afraid or not if it needs to be done, GIT 'ER DONE!

Take a picture of it first so you can post it on here!!

[faay]

Those GED students were creepy. They kept staring at me with their eyes of accusation, so I'm glad you bled on them.

[alatar224]

one time in third grade shane mcgoey spewed blood all over the place: he cut himself with scissors and our whole class took a field trip to the office with him

it was awesome!!

[sneakerpaint]

one time in elementary school, i was riding back from camp old hickory with jamie tausend, listening to country music because that's what her big sister was playing on the radio, and she cut her finger open on a coke can and we had to stop at the walgreens in old covington to get a band aid.

[anonymous]

So yeah, I read your entries aloud to my roommate. She was pretty unamused, but I think they are effing hilarious. Especially the last one about the oatmeal. Classic Betsy. You do neglect to mention though, that there is probably a vague reason for the oatmal ban, like maybe that you left an empty packet on the counter. Are you brewing another science experiment in the oatmeal box?

Molly