time to fess up.

[gwashingmachine]

Why do i have a cell phone if i never pick it up?
because I am perpetually asleep.
I. Am. Narcoleptic.
and it simply must stop.

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margaritas and vodka and a james and a bitch

[cinemalifeolite]

Sooo...I was looking through some girl's pictures the other day when I came across...YOU! And I was like "Ohh my god, i forgot how freaking hot Margee Green is!" So then I was a little upset that we aren't married, but then, you know, I got over it.
Check out this festival I'm going to in Austin.
Be Jealous Baby! http://www.aclfestival.com/schedule.html
I'd ask you to come, but YOU DONT LOVE ME ENOUGH!!