Take a chance, you stupid Ho.I'm worried about us. We're wasting our lives ( Read more... )

Hopefully Saturday was the end to what will hence forth be officially known as : The Worst Week of My Entire Life. Here are some high points-
Video Press girls rock the 'scene' sunglasses
NOCCA kids reunite over a cup of Stanford Meisner
a random person's child!

If I had a big scaly, feathery luckdragon named falcor that could fly me around and cuddle with me, then everything would be alright? I do.

Ok, I know what you're thinking, it's self absorbed to do one of these surveys...but i want to ( Read more... )

How wonderfully long has it been since my last update? Too long ( Read more... )

Some people are born to fail

I am so over guys with big Burt Reynolds Mustachioes
I am so not over Lists

SO, Tennessee is officially the worst state ever. It took me an hour long shower to wash it off of me ( Read more... )

Hurricanes and I used to be friends. Sometimes Hurricans would take me on vacation, or get me checked out of school. One time i got sick, and Hurricanes stayed up with me all night.When Hurricanes and I got too rowdy, we would break windows, and Hurricanes would always take the blame. Now that Hurricanes have required me to do mass amounts of ( Read more... )

Why do i have a cell phone if i never pick it up?
because I am perpetually asleep.
I. Am. Narcoleptic.
and it simply must stop.