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[gwasp27]

Yea soooo…

My mom is convinced I am turning black.

Like, sincerely, convinced.

Let me illustrate:

*Me: hey mom

Mom: you’re turning black. I am sincerely convinced.*

Yea, if that isn’t clear enough, I don’t know what to tell you.

There may be a few reasons for her new assertion. I have started hanging out with Mirus and Andre more and more

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Fuck You

[mac3687]

*I want to. Happy? A comment. Laddy fuckin dah. Well, here goes... I want to meet Mirus. Us two and Dori and him sat together at a footbal game last year. We're tight. I got street cred. I can dig it. I'm fly. This'll totally work out. Mike 'N Mirus, THUGS 4 LIFE. Anyway. Wish I saw you this weekend. The thugs are stealin my woman. Craaaaaaaaaaap. Not cool cuz I know they can totally kick my ass. So. I'm really happy that you're happy. You need this. And deserve it. I don't get enthusiastic when we talk about him cuz I'm jealous. Of his huge black cock. But whatever. My friend Vince has a big penis. You know Canjar? Yeah he was in Grasso's with us last year. Alrighty well this comment is now officially over. Done. Finito. Finishito. Overito. Completo.

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[andrewrfoy]

well at least you;re smart like a white girl.