Aaarrrggghhh

[gweenmeanie]

What the crap. Note to self: don't pretend you know how to cook. No, correction: don't pretend you know how to take care of yourself, period.

This includes making tasteless udon noodles and ungratifying omelettes, while eating half a giant chocolate bar that's making your stomach scream.

In conclusion: never be a housewife.

Comments

[icemint]

o_O;;

[mortalhelix]

amen...

[phrotus]

But Hans!! How the hell am I gonna get my sandwiches after we get married, if you aren't going to do your wifely duties?!

[gweenmeanie]

I guess you just gotta GET IN THE KITCHEN AND MAKE THEM YOURSELF, WOMAN.

[phrotus]

Hey! Hey! Pop quiz!
Q: Why don't women need to drive?

[gweenmeanie]

A: Because there's no road between the kitchen and the bedroom!

[jaedyz]

HAHA true.