Comments | gweenmeanie: So uh.

gweenmeanie

So uh.

Sep 08, 2005 23:37

Does anybody know how Bowser's kids came about? Does he lay eggs? Did he have them cloned from his DNA? Are they born from some sort of immaculate conception? Are they just random kids he adopted? Does he have a mistress locked up somewhere secret? (KAMMY KOOPA? >:O ( Read more... )

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tsukari September 9 2005, 18:07:29 UTC

Obviously Bowser likes the hookers, and we all know who Mario worlds most promient hooker is. That creepy character thats like transsexual or something. thats not her mouth you know .>.

gweenmeanie September 9 2005, 18:25:48 UTC

I have a little more respect for Bowser than to think he'd go that low. :(

Besides, Birdo wasn't originally even a Nintendo character, and there has never been any evidence showing that he's affiliated with Bowser at all--the only games where he's been on the opposing side was Super Mario Bros. 2 and Super Mario RPG, but main antagonist of the former was some dude named Wart, and in the latter Bowser joins your party, so. yeah. ;O

phrotus September 9 2005, 19:43:58 UTC

Plus, if the kids were all from different mothers (or even all the same mother, but someone not directly part of Bowser's household), how would he get custody of all the children? Additionally, if women of ill repute were the mothers in question, it seems unlikely that they would be willing to carry the child to term / keep sitting on the egg if they didn't also wish to keep the child. And since Birdo is mtf, she can't have children.

tsukari September 10 2005, 01:06:01 UTC

well bowser is sorta like a turtle and they just bury there eggs in the sand. Perhaps she was actually trying to commit abortion and a person like her would never win custody over a guy who can afford to have tons of minions and live in a castle.

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gweenmeanie September 10 2005, 01:20:38 UTC

Bowser is a misunderstood genius! D:

ironiclucidity September 12 2005, 17:56:51 UTC

Okay, you are one of the few people where I would make an exception to my repelled-from-online-blogs state of mind. You are too funny, ha ha ha.

KOREAN BBQ

kit86 September 12 2005, 20:08:30 UTC

Didn't you know?

Bowsers got it goin' on!

Knut Wrench By Jax
Mmmmmm...

*dies laughing*

kit86 September 12 2005, 20:09:53 UTC

maybe it's my computer...

but the funny was at this site...
http://www.deviantart.com/view/21115840/

*laughs again*

cold_pepper September 16 2005, 22:56:44 UTC

i thought they were his niece and nephews... must mean he has a brother/sister =\