SO MUCH SEX
Red XIII is kind of ugly XD()()()
ELENA :O!!!!!
SAUSAGE FEST'd
Yazoo's voice was deeper than I expected. o_o() What with him being a woman and all.
FAKIR'S VOICE COMING FROM CLOUD. OHHHHHHH SHITTTT.
Confession: Reno was freaking ugly in the game, I'm sorry. His artwork made him look anorexic and freaky and the crappy polygons obviously didn't help. But now he's a hot Japanese punk kid! Woooo!
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE RUFUS!!!!! It was either him or, like, Zack, I guess? Shrug. Although Rufus always seemed much more plausible. :P
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM TIFAA!!!
Remixed battle theme w3wt.
Marlene looks like an alien :D()
O_O NIPPLES!
What's this random acid trip with happy music :D()()()
Wait, wasn't the Forgotten Capitol kind of. far. from Midgar? Like, on a separate continent? o_o() Well, maybe not--I don't remember.
Baptism? Or something sick, like, "Look, we're drinking Aeris's burial water"? Shrug. And then they became snakes.
Tasty Vincent.
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE CID AND YUFFIE.
Ooohhh man. Cid. I lurve the middle-aged cranky blond dudes.
Yuffie's kind of hot? o_o!
SO MUCH SAUSAGE IN THIS MOVIE.
OOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHH SHIIITTTT RUFUSSSSSSS
You'd think with covering himself the whole time, he'd be, like, horribly deformed. But no. He's still hoooottttt.
EEEEEEEEEEEEEE ELENA AND TSENG <3333 For, what, a split second? :\
Sausagesausagesausage.
Aww, that was um. kind of cute, I guess. The whole. tossing. Ha ha :D()
Reno and Rude are having sooooo much sex. And here I thought all those Reno/Rude slashings were delusional. o_o
I don't understand the geography in this world.
SHOUNEN ANIME'd
AERIS LIIIIIVES. :D()()()()
Hey, what's the red ribbon around the arm supposed to mean?
Remix Jenova theme, w3wt. Annnd sausage fest conitnues.
SEPHIROTHHHHHHHHHhhhh his face looks so sickly :D()
Oh man. Sephiroth's saying all this stuff, but all I hear is "Come here and let me rape you Cloud." No, I'm not even a crazy Cloud×Sephiroth fanboy or whatever, it's just my rational deduction. o_o ...Ummm. I guess I'll that scene again and, uh, pay attention? :D()
Ha ha ha, Sephiroth. Always the a revolutionary.
This movie is fanboy porn :(
EVERY LINE SEPHIROTH SAYS HAS SOOOOOO MUCH INNUENDO. NO SERIOUSLY, THIS IS RIDICULOUS.
Burn out :(
OMNISLASH'd???
Lifesperm. :X()
ELENAA S;FKAJF;DKAD
Tifa + Aeris = BEST FRIENDS 4EVER <333333
Ha ha ha ha ha, Yazoo and Loz's materia looks like candy.
Marlene + Denzel = kind of cute, but a little creepy :D()
ZACCCKKKK afsk;dfkjasdfa;sdhfs;aj
... + Aeris <3
What's with the wolf?
Chil'lins. groping Cloud? :\
CID. And Yuffie <3
WHAT THE FUCK RED XIII HAS A SEXY BISHOUNEN VOICE HA HA HA HA HA was that his only line? o_o
Baptism :x()
TIFAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA giving suggestive looks <3
AERIS AND ZACK ::cries::
We see her eyes finally!!! I'm glad they weren't just empty patches of skin. :D()
HOLY SHIT THAT WAS SOOOOOO HOT
Ha ha ha ha, Hitori ja nai. Such a Japanese thing.
Uhhh I hope Squeenix didn't do something asswipey like track down everyone who bittorrent'd this sucker and LOCK 'EM UP. :( I swears I'll buy the movie when it comes out here!!! (whenever THAT will be >O)
Seriously, I'm gonna flip a major bitch if they don't go through with remaking this game for PS3. Like whoa.