Holysmokes I love my lil' cousin Ellen.
Because she has stupid retarded friends (look guys, you got an LJ-cut this time!):
[20:53:59] Aaron: htis is going to soundstupid
[20:54:04] Aaron: but what's the point of having periods?
[20:59:34] Ellen: it's 'cause every month the uterus gets all lined with stuff incase the egg that comes from the ovaries once a month gets fertilized. and when it doesn't all the lining has to get expelled somehow. :D
[20:59:57] Ellen: which is why you don't have your peroid when you're pregnant!
[21:00:06] Ellen: and when i say you i mean women.
[21:00:15] Aaron: why not?
[21:00:20] Aaron: o
[21:00:21] Aaron: cuz u need the lining
[21:00:21] Ellen: ...
[21:00:23] Ellen: good job
[21:01:04] Aaron: wait
[21:01:06] Aaron: so dude
[21:01:09] Aaron: is it like
[21:01:09] Aaron: blood
[21:01:12] Aaron: that come sout
[21:01:15] Aaron: and lining!
[21:01:15] Aaron: O.o?
[21:01:15] Ellen: not really
[21:01:17] Aaron: so just like
[21:01:17] Ellen: well
[21:01:18] Aaron: peeling
[21:01:20] Aaron: dead skin away
[21:01:23] Ellen: ...
[21:01:24] Aaron: ew
[21:01:25] Ellen: yeah kinda
[21:01:28] Ellen: yeah it's gross
[21:01:28] Ellen: :D
[21:01:45] Aaron: so u have to peeeeel it away?
[21:01:46] Aaron: like with ur hand?
[21:01:50] Ellen: ...........
[21:01:52] Ellen: WHAT
[21:01:54] Ellen: that's gross
[21:02:25] Aaron: ionno u said it was gross
[21:02:28] Aaron: :P
[21:03:28] Ellen: wtf though
[21:03:48] Ellen: [21:03:07] Hans: YES ALL GIRLS SHOVE THEIR HANDS UP INTO THEIR UTERUS TO PEEL DEAD SKIN AWAY ONCE A MONTH
[21:04:04] Ellen: copying/pasting what he said because that's all i would've been able to say too.
[21:04:37] Aaron: really?!
[21:04:40] Aaron: was he sarcastic?
[21:04:48] Ellen: dude aaron.
[21:04:53] Aaron: O.o
[21:04:53] Aaron: o
[21:04:54] Aaron: heh
[21:04:59] Ellen: ....
[21:05:02] Aaron: wow hans must think i'm a complete idiot by now
Yeah, she was relaying the conversation to me. ;D()()()