ok so we all know about those fucking arm bands that are supposed to be for charities but really they are just for fucking idiots that need to be part of a group. (btw the white ones, "making poverty history" are supposedly made in a sweatshop, even if this is a lie it is a funny rumor ( Read more... )

i really want to make my lifetime movie "murderous eyes" soon. i know only a few things about the movie so far: pam, rob,me, sebastian as child. rob will definitely choke her and throw me down the stairs to my demise. aaron and nicole will be the "consciencous neighboors" (think the teacher from beavis and butthead and his wife if he had one) rob ( Read more... )

i now check my email in a panera next to a guy in a hawiian shirt, jean shorts, white socks, and brown leather "sneakers" he is making weird breathing noises and is most likely looking at asian porn ( Read more... )

holy shit. this is over. i am going back to mi. katerina left today and i ugly cried, i wonder what is going to happen tomorrow when erick takes me to heathrow. wow. i am totally speechless.

see you soon.

1. Go here.
2. Pass it on.
( my answers )

paris was amazing. i really wish i had more than 3 days to spend. i saw all the sights and spent 9 hours in the louvre with erick..i thought i was going to pass out but i still wanted to see everything ;). all in all a great weekend. more about it later :)

is anyone else convinced that shakira has a rubber spine? por el amor de dios! wow

i like vodka. it helps me write really "insightful" things..blahahah. my dissertation IS on insight blahahaha i am so funny. blahahahah. vodka makes me this way, guys!!!

I WANT TO FINISH THIS FUCKING THING, BUT MY PROBLEM IS THAT I KEEP ON DELETING DUMB PARTS AND I HAVE A 2,000 WORD APPENDIX

dude he texted me and i am walkin' on air. no worries at this point........

heyyyyyyyy! pam's gonna bounce into the SE1 in 36 hours. london, what! and BTW erick and allison already refer to beth as "Pam" hahah. alls was like "can i just call her pam? because it seems like that's who will be 'out' most of the time anyway" hahahahhhhhh. "anybody got a birthday tonight? HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY"