you know you are a child of the 80's
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Your first Walkman weighed 10 pounds and was the size of a brick.
You wore L.A. Gear tennis shoes.
You know the meaning of Wax on/Wax Off
You're always "in the mood for dancing"
If you can "See Better" with sunglasses that have paint splattered all over the lenses.
You remember what Michael Jackson looked like before the surgery.
You go rollerskating every Friday night (not to skate, but to 'hang out')
Two words: The Clapper.
Six words: "This is your brain on drugs."
Ferris Bueller was your idol.
You watched 'Star Search' on a regular basis.
Every now and then, you blurt out: "Ooh noo, Mr. Bill!!!"
Your bangs are teased perfectly to 7 inches above the rest of your hair.
Have multi-colored earrings that touch your shoulders
Played Upwords, Boggle or Trivial Pursuit (the original) on a rainy afternoon
You wore lace gloves with the fingers cut off, bangle bracelets up to your elbows, bright red Reebok high tops and parachute pants to a school dance
You know whose phone number is 867-5309
You never go out for a night on the town without frosted blue eyeshadow and feathered bangs
Everything in your wardrobe is either pastel or fluorescent
People are constantly gagging you with spoons.
You can sing all the words to "One Night in Bangkok" by Murray Head, and now you understand that it is about chess.
You know who Martha Quinn is.
You think David Hasselhoff was awesome in Knight Rider but sucks in "Boob Watch."
A piece of folded paper and two hands could tell your fortune.
Knickers and leg warmers were cool
You want to be "Where Everybody Knows Your Name"
One Phrase, "The Plane, The Plane"
You can name at least three members of the Brat Pack
Still wear Wet n' Wild makeup
If you remember Bruce Willis from Moonlighting, not Die Hard
You had snap bracelets
You remember when Pee-Wee wasn't a pervert.
You had had five pairs of socks on at any given time
You still think Donkey Kong can beat Mario up
If you still have your scratch-n-sniff sticker collection
If you remember when you heard that drinking soda and eating Pop Rocks would make your stomach explode
If you wear jelly shoes
Every time you hear the "OH YEAH..." song you think of "Ferris Bueller's Day Off"