Expletives behind the cut:
My husband is walking around the kitchen saying, "Fuck life", "Fucking cunt whore." And all because he has the hicups...sometimes I wonder about him. I'm trying not to laugh, because no one likes hicups, but this is ridiculous. It's like a broken record. I would swear he is drunk because he is cursing away and can't seem to keep a hold on anything. But as far as I know, we don't have alcohol in the house. I'll have to go look for it because he is either really drunk or an alien zapped him or something.