does anyone want to know how stupid i am?

here: on the way to work i got pulled over for not stopping at a stop sign. ticket and courtdate...check.

on the way home from work on a DIRT ROAD i got pulled over for not stopping at a stop sign. another ticket and another courtdate... check.

i fucking hate myself

watch out ya'll,

nikkis got a debit card...

OK, so Connie gave me a lesson in Chicken 101 lastnight. Im really excited too cause now i know if a chicken is cooked all the way or not. you see.. the secret is that the leg has to wiggle like jello ( Read more... )

Dear Travis Allen and Emily Backerman,
I need you to buy your wonderful No Doubt tickets from me very soon plase.. not to sound bossy or bitchy, but i am a bossy bitch. the reason for this urgency is because i need to buy luggage, and soon. hahahaha. seriously. and im broke now. so i love you guys and BUY MY TICKETS. thank you, nikkkkkki

aly, i need your password, cause its not what i thought it was. you know what i thought it was......

i know nikkis password and youuuuu don't. neinerface.

NiKkI L<3vEs ALy.!*#!@$^*(^@$#%%&^&(&@#$^&*%^*!!@%&$%%&%

p.s. if you're not working tomorrow, come to my house and watch party monster with me. do it. i mean it. or even if you are working tomorrow, come over before. kay?kay.kay.

Love, alyposhpogostick.

Boyfriend/girlfriend: yes ( Read more... )

I recently spent $600 on No Doubt tickets. But its fucking worth it. NO DOUBT. And it should be cool to see blink. You know.. Im sick, and im perioding, and im unhappy. butttttttt, I got to spend the day with my Aly, which was so fun. YAy. I miss my boy. I MISS HIM! OMGOMGOMGOMG, like 37 days till we go to Parrrrrrrrriiiissss

FK

school, work, school, work, school, work, SCHOOL, WORK SCHOOLWORKSCHOOLWORKSCHOOLWORK ... @#%@$% when will nikki burn out?

place bets here

nobody likes me,
everybody hates me,
i think ill eat some fucking rat poison.

I<3you and you