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[gwinwuvsfin]

*wakes up to find most of his face and body bandaged and one Estë hovering over him*

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[gentle_este]

Morning. I take it you didn't fall down stairs?

[gwinwuvsfin]

Finally. Some halfway able staff.

*eyeroll* It was more like Fingolfin's fists falling into my face. Repeatedly.

*tries to sit up and grimaces*

[gentle_este]

Don't try to move, just keep still. You won't be going anywhere for a while.

So what happened?

[gwinwuvsfin]

*lays back down with a thump*

*sighs* Okay, so here I am, just walking through town, minding my own business (as usual), when I happen upon this abandoned baby. Just lying there in a pram, right? No caretaker-units in sight. So what am I supposed to do? Just leave a poor, innocent, unloved, neglected elfling to starve to death or be snatched by Team!Evil? So I take him back to my flat, where I try to figure out who's the right authority to deal with such things. The next thing I know, Fingolfin is breaking my door down with his hired guns, telling me I kidnapped his kid! I wake up in a pool of my own blood, and...that's about it, really. I vaguely remember Elladan on the case at one point.

*has actually sort of convinced himself of this version of events by now*