Mail Call!

[gwyinivere]

Today I started my car using only a screwdriver.

But wait, it gets better.

I also had mail from Laura Bush.

That's right. The First Lady of our Country has sent me a personalized letter, autographed picture and White House Recipe Cards.

God Bless America.

Comments

[texas_flood]

What the shit?

[demandtheworld]

She's just the perfect little housewife, isn't she? With her White House Recipe Cards. Like she's cooked anything herself in the last six years.