021 [InooBu] 5 Times Inoo Proved He Is A Nerd
Title: 5 Times Inoo Proved He Is A Nerd
Pairing: JUMP memeber ai, InooBu
Genre: Crack
Author: macymacymacy
Rating: PG?
AN: For crescentharpe no reason really... just random.
-first time I'm trying this format.
Warning: UNBETA-ed, OOC? lol
1
Ryuu is trying to finish his homework in biology, but he just couldn't understand meiosis and mitosis! How was he supposed to differentiate them?! He couldn’t even pronounce them! Why the hell did they need to study them?!
He sighed. Maybe he’ll just ask Chii later.
But then Inoo sat next to him.
“Ryuu-chan, you’re doing homework? Wow! Gen Bio! I miss that! Mitosis and Meiosis? Have you done the lab? That was cool! You would use onions and you’ll see the cell divide into haploid for the meiosis and diploid for the mitosis. You could see each stage under the microscope! Interphase, Prophase, Metaphase, Anaphase, Telophase and even Cytokinesis..”
Inoo ranted on. Ryuu knew he was already saying the answers to his homework but he just couldn’t understand him. He sighed again. He decided he’ll really just ask Chii later.
2
Takaki was once again having problems with his laptop. He called Inoo again. He always fixes his laptop.
“What is it Yuyan?” Inoo asked.
Takaki pointed to his laptop. Inoo sighed. “What now?”
“It won’t burn disc. I’ve tried many times.” Takaki explained.
“Yuyan, I already told you how to fix that. Just enter devmgmt.msc in the Run box. You'll see that on Start. Then, right-click My Computer and go to Properties to bring up the System Properties applet, and then click the Hardware tab followed by the Device Manager button. Then right-click the model of the drive under..."
Takaki didn’t really listen. He’ll just call Inoo again if something came up.
3
JUMP were in Yamada household just hanging out. Yamada and Yuto were playing with Ku and Cookie when Inoo approached them.
“Are you hungry Ku?” Yamada fussed.
Yuto pass him the chocolate. “Here, Yama-chan, feed him.”
Yamada was about to feed him but Inoo took the chocolate away.
“What do you think are you doing? Don’t you know that chocolates are lethal to dogs?! Chocolate contains theobromine. A naturally occurring stimulant found in the cocoa bean, theobromine will increases urination and affects the central nervous system as well as heart muscle..”
Inoo ranted. Yuto and Yamada were left to stare.
4
They were in the beach. Chinen and Daiki were looking for shells by the shore.
But then Daiki heard Chii scream.
“Chinen!”
JUMP rushed to Chii. He was on the sand in a fetal position. He had a wound on his feet.
“Snake!” Keito pointed at the sand. Chinen was bitten by a snake!
“Go get first aid!” Yabu shouted and Hikaru hurried to the hotel.
Inoo crouched down. He seems to be panicking. He looked at the wound then he sighed with relief.
“Don’t worry. It’s not venomous, it only a *insert scientific name here.* Chii, you’re gonna be fine. I’m sure with this. Look at his wound, guys, do you see the bite? The *insert more scientific terms here*”
He explained. It wasn’t the time but the whole JUMP laughed. Even Chinen.
“Guys?” Inoo didn’t know what was funny.
5
They were in the dressing room and Inoo was doing his homework.
Yabu was trying different outfits. He didn’t know what would look good together.
“How do I look?” he asked Inoo.
Inoo looked at him and made two thumbs up.
Yabu chose another outfit.
“How about this?”
He asked. Inoo looked and shook his head.
Yabu chose another one.
“Okay, how do I look in this one?”
Inoo looked at him then wrote something in his notebook. He showed it to Yabu.
It says:
tan C
sin C
"Huh?" Yabu was flabbergasted.
Inoo took his notebook again, wrote something and showed it again to Yabu.
tan C
sin C
= (sin C/cos C)
sin C
= 1
cos C
= sec C! =))
AN: got that trigonometry from FB
Pairing: JUMP memeber ai, InooBu
Genre: Crack
Author: macymacymacy
Rating: PG?
AN: For crescentharpe no reason really... just random.
-first time I'm trying this format.
Warning: UNBETA-ed, OOC? lol
1
Ryuu is trying to finish his homework in biology, but he just couldn't understand meiosis and mitosis! How was he supposed to differentiate them?! He couldn’t even pronounce them! Why the hell did they need to study them?!
He sighed. Maybe he’ll just ask Chii later.
But then Inoo sat next to him.
“Ryuu-chan, you’re doing homework? Wow! Gen Bio! I miss that! Mitosis and Meiosis? Have you done the lab? That was cool! You would use onions and you’ll see the cell divide into haploid for the meiosis and diploid for the mitosis. You could see each stage under the microscope! Interphase, Prophase, Metaphase, Anaphase, Telophase and even Cytokinesis..”
Inoo ranted on. Ryuu knew he was already saying the answers to his homework but he just couldn’t understand him. He sighed again. He decided he’ll really just ask Chii later.
2
Takaki was once again having problems with his laptop. He called Inoo again. He always fixes his laptop.
“What is it Yuyan?” Inoo asked.
Takaki pointed to his laptop. Inoo sighed. “What now?”
“It won’t burn disc. I’ve tried many times.” Takaki explained.
“Yuyan, I already told you how to fix that. Just enter devmgmt.msc in the Run box. You'll see that on Start. Then, right-click My Computer and go to Properties to bring up the System Properties applet, and then click the Hardware tab followed by the Device Manager button. Then right-click the model of the drive under..."
Takaki didn’t really listen. He’ll just call Inoo again if something came up.
3
JUMP were in Yamada household just hanging out. Yamada and Yuto were playing with Ku and Cookie when Inoo approached them.
“Are you hungry Ku?” Yamada fussed.
Yuto pass him the chocolate. “Here, Yama-chan, feed him.”
Yamada was about to feed him but Inoo took the chocolate away.
“What do you think are you doing? Don’t you know that chocolates are lethal to dogs?! Chocolate contains theobromine. A naturally occurring stimulant found in the cocoa bean, theobromine will increases urination and affects the central nervous system as well as heart muscle..”
Inoo ranted. Yuto and Yamada were left to stare.
4
They were in the beach. Chinen and Daiki were looking for shells by the shore.
But then Daiki heard Chii scream.
“Chinen!”
JUMP rushed to Chii. He was on the sand in a fetal position. He had a wound on his feet.
“Snake!” Keito pointed at the sand. Chinen was bitten by a snake!
“Go get first aid!” Yabu shouted and Hikaru hurried to the hotel.
Inoo crouched down. He seems to be panicking. He looked at the wound then he sighed with relief.
“Don’t worry. It’s not venomous, it only a *insert scientific name here.* Chii, you’re gonna be fine. I’m sure with this. Look at his wound, guys, do you see the bite? The *insert more scientific terms here*”
He explained. It wasn’t the time but the whole JUMP laughed. Even Chinen.
“Guys?” Inoo didn’t know what was funny.
5
They were in the dressing room and Inoo was doing his homework.
Yabu was trying different outfits. He didn’t know what would look good together.
“How do I look?” he asked Inoo.
Inoo looked at him and made two thumbs up.
Yabu chose another outfit.
“How about this?”
He asked. Inoo looked and shook his head.
Yabu chose another one.
“Okay, how do I look in this one?”
Inoo looked at him then wrote something in his notebook. He showed it to Yabu.
It says:
tan C
sin C
"Huh?" Yabu was flabbergasted.
Inoo took his notebook again, wrote something and showed it again to Yabu.
tan C
sin C
= (sin C/cos C)
sin C
= 1
cos C
= sec C! =))
AN: got that trigonometry from FB