I'm constructing a list. It's currently called the "less" list. It is a list of some of the "less" -er people in my life that have frustrated me. So far, the list contains three names:

Michaela Zemkova-McMullin - my ex wife. The most heartless girlfriend/wife I've ever had.

Jacqueline Rae Akana nee Dann - the most worthless girlfriend I've ever ( Read more... )

The Sun is middle-aged. In another 4 or 5 billion years, it will swell up, expend its energy, and die.

I don't have quite that long.

I looked at the top of my DARS report today and saw something amazing:

***** ALL REQUIREMENTS HAVE BEEN COMPLETED *****

To me, this is the definition of a lie right here ( Read more... )

...but then recent events stirred me inside, and I suddenly found this inner power that I thought I had lost. So, I wrote the following to Emily ( Read more... )

My rabbit died today. He was such a good boy. He was born in April of 2000 and I acquired him and two other fluffy bunnies at the behest of my psychotic ex-girlfriend, Jacqueline. Agnes was the cutest black ball of fluff you ever saw, and he had a little white nose too. To show you just how brilliant Jacqueline was, my boy - then thought to be a ( Read more... )

I'm officially done. With everything. And a small order of fries ( Read more... )

oh.... and anOTHER thing I forgot to mention is that I am also talking to (as opposed to 'seeing' since she lives in Oregon) another woman as well. I'm back in the two-timing business again. :P ( Read more... )

I finished my degree today. Now I'm drunk and celebrating. Interesting couple of day: Sunday, Emma came to visit; Monday, Crystal came to my work and kidnapped me for coffee. Apparently we're dating again. Strange world.

"...they call it 'The American Dream,' and it must be, because we'd all have to be asleep to believe it..."
-George Carlin