(no subject)
IN THE LAST 30 DAYS, HAVE YOU:
(x) made a wish
(x) tied your shoes
( ) eaten cake
(x) signed a contract
( ) made something explode
( ) directly and knowingly supported the pornography industry
( ) sent something through the US mail
( ) been very angry
( ) gone a day without eating
( ) stolen something you considered "insignificant"
(x) watched more than three different television shows
(x) prayed
( ) had a conversation that you considered very personally meaningful
(x) been intoxicated by any substance
( ) thrown up
(x) gotten paid
( ) gone a night without sleeping
(x) broken something you like by accident
(x) envied someone very strongly
( ) finished an artistic project
( ) hated
( ) fucked
(x) made very loud noise
(x) made noise that was too loud
(x) given a thumbs up
( ) agreed to go to Highland Park, CA within the next week
(x) slept in a bed that is not, or has never been, your own
( ) sampled
( ) listened to Pat Benatar's "Love Is a Battlefield
(x) been drunk.
( ) smoked pot.
( ) kissed a member of the opposite sex.
( ) rode in a taxi.
( ) been dumped.
( ) been fired.
( ) been in a fist fight.
( ) had a threesome - kissing or otherwise
( ) snuck out of my parent's house.
( ) been arrested.
( ) made out with a stranger.
( ) stole something from my job.
( ) celebrated new years in times square.
( ) went on a blind date.
( ) lied to a friend.
( ) had a crush on a teacher.
( ) celebrated mardi-gras in new orleans.
( ) been to europe.
( ) skipped school.
Guilty/Not Guilty
Singing in the shower? Guilty
Left the stove on? Not Guilty
Ate Stale food? Guilty
Spit in someone's Drink? not Guilty
Stole Something from a friend? Not Guilty
Bossed your friends around? Guilty
Played with Barbies? Guilty
Left a hicky on your past or present BF/GF? Not Guilty.
Sang the wrong words to your favorite song? Guilty
Lit candles & let wax run all down your desk? Not Guilty
Made a Sex tape? not Guilty
Kissed your posters of your favorite stars? Guilty
Played Air guitar? not guilty
Listened to stupid music and said you like it? Not Guilty
Had sex with a stranger? Not Guilty
Did a Wrestling move on someone? not Guilty
Had a Lite Brite to? Guilty
Threw a surprise party for someone or yourself? Guilty
Made someone cry? Not Guilty...I think
Had the balls someto ask one out? Not Guilty
Opened your Xmas presents early? Not Guilty
Ever been caught doing something "dirty"? not Guilty
Did the time-warp? I don't know what that is.
Found money, and didn't turn it in? Guilty
Gave money to a homeless person? Guilty
Sang cheesy 80's songs? Guilty
Dug for buried treasure? Guilty
Thought Star Wars was cool? Guilty
Pretended to be a South Park cartoon? not Guilty
Had a super-hero costume? Guilty
Still sleep with your baby blanket? Not Guilty
Told a family member to Fuck off? Guilty
Lied to protect a friend? Guilty
Broke a bone? Guilty
Played D&D? I don't know what that is.
Got lost in your own little world? Guilty
Seen "the goonies" more than 10 times? not Guilty
Played a Video game for more than 5 hours? Guilty
Watched "Scream" and actually Screamed? Not Guilty
Dyed your hair a color from the rainbow? not Guilty
Hugged your mom in the past 24 hours? Guilty
Drank until you passed out? not Guilty
Fought over a girl/boy? Guilty
have you ever..
( ) smoked a cigarette
( ) smoked a cigar
( ) smoked anything else
( ) made out with a member of the same sex
( ) crashed a friend's car
( ) been in love
( ) been dumped
( ) shoplifted
( ) been fired
( ) been in a fist fight
( ) snuck out of parent's house
(x) had feelings for someone who didn't have them back
( ) been arrested
( ) made out with a stranger
( ) gone on a blind date
(x) lied to a friend
( ) had a crush on a teacher
( ) skipped school
( ) slept with a co-worker
( ) seen someone die
( ) had/have a crush on one of your MYSPACE friends
(x) been to Canada
(x) been to Mexico
(x) been on a plane
( ) thrown up in a bar
(x) eaten sushi
( ) been snowboarding
( ) met someone BECAUSE of myspace or livejournal
( ) been moshing at a concert
( ) been in an abusive relationship
(x) taken painkillers
( ) love someone right now
(x) laid on your back and watched cloud shapes go by
(x) made a snow angel
(x) had a tea party
(x) flown a kite
(x) built a sand castle
(x) gone puddle jumping
(x) played dress up
(x) jumped into a pile of leaves
(x) gone sledding
(x) cheated while playing a game
(x) been lonely
(x) fallen asleep at work/school
( ) used a fake ID
(x) watched the sun set
( ) felt an earthquake
(x) touched a snake
(x) been tickled
( ) been robbed
( ) robbed someone
(x) been misunderstood
(x) pet a reindeer/goat
(x) won a contest
( ) been suspended from school
( ) had detention
( ) been in a car accident
(x) had braces
( ) eaten a whole pint of ice cream in one night
(x) had deja vu
( ) danced in the moonlight
(x) hated the way you look
(x) witnessed a crime
( ) pole danced
(x) questioned your heart
(x) been obsessed with post-it notes
(x) squished barefoot through the mud
(x) been lost in more ways than one
(x) been to the opposite side of the country
(x) swam in the ocean
(x) felt like dying
(x) cried yourself to sleep
(x) played cops and robbers
(x) recently colored with crayons/colored pencils/markers
(x) sung karaoke
(x) paid for a meal with only coins
(x) done something you told yourself you wouldn't
(x) made prank phone calls
( ) laughed until some kind of beverage came out of your nose
(x) caught a snowflake on your tongue
( ) kissed in the rain
(x) written a letter to Santa Claus
( ) been kissed under a mistletoe
(x) watched the sun set with someone you care about
(x) blown bubbles
(x) made a bonfire on the beach
( ) crashed a party
(x) traveled more than 5 days with a car full of people
(x) gone rollerskating/blading
(x) had a wish come true
( ) humped a monkey
(x) worn pearls
( ) jumped off a bridge
( ) screamed "penis" in class
( ) ate dog food
(x) told a complete stranger you loved them (Fred Penner isn't a COMPLETE stranger!)
(x) sang in the shower
(x) have a little black dress
( ) fucked in a park
( ) fucked in the bathoom
(x) had a dream that you married someone
(x) glued your hand to something
( ) got your toungue stuck to a pole
( ) kissed a fish
(x) worn the opposite sex's clothes
( ) been a cheerleader
(x) sat on a roof top
( ) had sex at a church
(x) screamed at the top of your lungs
(x) done a one-handed cartwheel
( ) talked on the phone for more than 6 hours
( ) stayed up all night
( ) didn't take a shower for a week
(x) pick and ate an apple right off the tree
(x) climbed a tree
(x) had a tree house
(x) are scared to watch scary movies alone
(x) believe in ghosts
( ) own more than 30 pairs of shoes
(x) worn a really ugly outfit to school
( ) gone streaking
(?) played ding-dong-ditch
(x) played chicken fight
( ) been pushed into a pool with all your clothes on
(x) been told you're hot by a complete stranger
(x) broken a bone
(x) been easily amused
( ) caught a fish then ate it
( ) made porn
(x) caught a butterfly
(x) laughed so hard you cried
(x) cried so hard you laughed
( ) mooned/flashed someone
(x) had someone moon/flash you
(x) cheated on a test
(x) forgotten someone's name
( ) slept naked
(x) French braided someone's hair
( ) gone skinny dipping in a pool
( ) been kicked out of your house