"What do you get when you cross an elephant and a grape?"

The answer is "Elephant grape sine-of-theta."

Hahahahahahahaha

P.S., Emily/Kelly what are you doing during the week of March 13-17? Wanna come up?

P.P.S I think I lost my phone so if you call me don't be pissed when I don't pick up.

Proof. Assume towards a contradiction that there is an uninteresting positive integer. Then there must be a smallest uninteresting positive integer. But being the smallest uninteresting positive integer is interesting by itself. Contradiction!

When I was a junior in high school I went to Atlanta for an interview about getting into the Governor's Honors Program. After the interview my mom took me to the mall to buy my something as a congratulations thing. Well, there was a HUGE booksale going on in that mall that weekend. I bought a ton of books and that really started my book ( Read more... )

Bitching ahead:

I'm tired
I have a headache
I am sick and tired of working. I've had to do way more than my fair share this week.
I got let out of class 45 MINUTES late and therefore couldn't go home to eat before work
I stink
I wanna go home.

I have this memory from my childhood that has stuck with me for my whole life. I was young, around maybe 5, 6, 7 range and I had this friend that was the younger brother of some of my brother's friends. Anyway, there was this one time when it was a group of us playing, maybe like 4 of us. We were running around and Stephen had this little bitty ( Read more... )

I just started T about 2 weeks ago and I was talking to my roommate about some of the changes that I am experiencing and that I am expecting to happen. She started to make a comment about my package and stumbled a bit while trying to decide whether to call it a clit or a penis and it ended up coming out as something like clitis. So now my package ( Read more... )

I hate when I overreact to something that is not a big deal.

If you have been following my journals then you know that when I went to go get my first T shot my doctor found a large lump on my right thyroid. I had to get a biopsy and bloodwork done for it. Today I found out that it is completely benign. Apparrently I just have a well-hung thyroid :) Very good news to get.

Haven't had time to do a decent update, but all those on pins and needles about Friday (that haven't read Sarah's journal), I got my first T shot. Full report whenever I get the hell off of work.

So I made my wishlist as Emily told me to. When I got down to the cookbook item I started thinking. What I really want are new recipes that are reasonable for people my age to cook. So lj world, what do you like to cook? Tell me things you like to cook or if you don't cook things you like to have cooked for you. If you have the recipe, great, ( Read more... )