boyfriend application. not seriously.

[gypsy_craze]

so now that i am "on the market" i will be accepting boyfriend applications at my own convenience. before taking the time to fill one out, please take into account that your application will be immediately rejected if any of the following is true. if you

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[unreal_pirate]

i would like to submit an application, however, i fulfill none of the qualities listed above. i love 'i believe in a thing called love' and im a hopeless romantic. please consider me in the running.

xoxo
moi

[gypsy_craze]

oh, i should have put "penis" on the list of requirements. also "at least one testicle."

oh lauren...why can't men be more like women? because then we wouldn't like them.

[unreal_pirate]

because then life would just be tooooo easy