We just came out to Kansas for my cousin's wedding, left yesterday morning. I'm here, in my grandparents' house, by myself doing homework because they're all out shopping, and the phone rings
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Reading between the lines.forkmonkeySeptember 22 2005, 14:41:46 UTC
"Hi, I'm a bigot and I'd like to ask you if you're a bigot too.
"I've spawned three brats, and I intend to brainwash them with a potent mixture of fear and unreasoning hatred. I worry that any small bit of tolerance or simple human kindness towards those different from myself might erode my efforts.
"I care deeply about this issue, deeply enough to bother you in your home, but not deeply enough to actually do it myself. I've appointed a machine to do so. You can press one if you prefer human interaction, but make sure you only interact in ways a bitter old shut-in would approve of. Any attempt at normal, caring interaction will cause me to rewrite the constitution so you cannot help your loved ones when they need you most."
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"I've spawned three brats, and I intend to brainwash them with a potent mixture of fear and unreasoning hatred. I worry that any small bit of tolerance or simple human kindness towards those different from myself might erode my efforts.
"I care deeply about this issue, deeply enough to bother you in your home, but not deeply enough to actually do it myself. I've appointed a machine to do so. You can press one if you prefer human interaction, but make sure you only interact in ways a bitter old shut-in would approve of. Any attempt at normal, caring interaction will cause me to rewrite the constitution so you cannot help your loved ones when they need you most."
-Fork
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