the day we met was like a hit and run
the day we met was like a hit and run
woogyu; pg-13; crack; 1,443 words
where sunggyu is hundred and one percent straight and woohyun is... below one.
This wasn’t actually the first time Sunggyu went to a bar, but he still hates the smell of the beer and the loud music that always give him a pounding headache. If only he wasn’t in the mood to have a drink he wouldn’t be once again sitting at the bar counter and ordering tequila shots. He had a fight with his girlfriend and he couldn’t believe she actually told him she wanted to break up with him. If only he wasn’t so in love with her he would have said ‘fine!’
He had thrown back his fifth shot at the bar counter when a man sat himself next to Sunggyu, ordering the same drink.
“Dongwoo, how was the show I gave?” he asked the bartender.
The bartender laughed cheekily and replied, “You did great. As always, Woohyun.”
“Really? I think I should have taken my pants and boxers off. I would love to see those girls drool at the sight of my dick.”
“What the hell?? You’re crazy! And... and dirty!” The bartender shook his head with a disgusted look plastered on his face, giving the dancer his ordered drink.
“That’s my name,” the guy chuckled and drank his shot.
Looking at the man seated beside him, Sunggyu assumed he was one of the dancers in the club. His body was perfect, well almost, because Sunggyu believes nothing nor no one is perfect in this world (heck he doesn’t even think his girlfriend was perfect because she’s absolutely not. And she’s noisy!) His blank tank top was draped over his left shoulder, leaving him with his chest and well-defined abs to show off. He was wearing a black skinny jeans and was barefooted. Slowly, Sunggyu looked up at the man’s face. His eyes were shining, his nose was perfect, his lips... Sunggyu mentally marked the word luscious X so let’s move on to his jawline. Well, UGH.
Sunggyu shook his head. Don’t worry, Gyu. You’re perfect just like what your girlfriend always tells you, he reminded himself.
Sunggyu felt his phone vibrating in his pocket, a perfect timing. So when the said dancer looked back at Sunggyu, he had already looked away to check the message he received. It was from his girlfriend.
Still pissed off, he didn’t bother reading the message so he pushed his phone back in his pocket and asked for another glass of tequila.
“Aren’t you gonna read it?” asked the dancer.
Sunggyu picked up his shot glass, staring at the liquid in it. He didn’t answer.
“What if it’s important?” the dancer spoke again.
“I’m just trying to piss her off, that’s all,” he said, almost to himself.
The dancer must have heard it clear because he laughed and asked, “Had a fight with your girlfriend?”
Sunggyu ignored him and drank his tequila.
Receiving no answer, the dancer turned to the bartender and said, “Give me and this cute guy a room.” (Yes, he thinks Sunggyu is cute.)
“What?” Dongwoo gasped. “Are you nuts?”
“And,” the dancer stood up, facing Sunggyu. “You’re coming with me.” He took Sunggyu’s right hand and made him stand up.
“Who said I’ll come with you?” Sunggyu said, pulling his hand away.
“I just did,” the dancer replied.
“Woohyun, you can’t do that!” Dongwoo said.
“Hell yes, I can. I am already doing it.” With that said, Woohyun kissed Sunggyu on the lips. His tank top fell on the floor, but who cares when he’s kissing a cute guy?
“Let go!” Sunggyu pushed him off. “Doesn’t mean I had a fi-” he was cut off with another kiss.
“Woohyun, you said you’re not gonna hit on someone who has a girlfriend!” the bartender yelled as he went out of his corner and pulled the dancer off Sunggyu.
Dongwoo almost flew onto the couple of ladies dancing in a corner when Woohyun pushed him away. Turning to Sunggyu, Woohyun took his right hand and pulled him down an alley, leading to a room. Since the room has just been used and wasn’t locked yet, Woohyun opened the door and threw Sunggyu in. He closed the door with a slam behind his back and locked the door before Dongwoo could even reach the knob.
“Woohyun! Open the door or I’ll tell Boss Sungyeol about this!” Dongwoo shouted while banging on the door.
“Let me go out! You’re viola-” Woohyun pinned Sunggyu down on the floor and cut him off with another kiss.
He didn’t waste time anymore as he slipped his tongue in, tasting tequila in Sunggyu’s mouth. He bit on Sunggyu’s lower lip, earning a soft moan from him. Woohyun pulled away and smirked, saying, “Who said I was violating you?”
“Get off me, you pervert!” Sunggyu tried pushing him off, but Woohyun was definitely stronger. “My girlfriend’s gonna kick you on the balls once she finds out you... you did this to me!”
Woohyun licked his lips and said, “I like you.” He ignored Sunggyu’s 'let go of me or I’ll call the police' and placed a trail of wet kisses from his jaw down to his neck. Pulling away, he once again spoke, “You’re so cute, yet you’re so hot. You turn me on, Goddammit.”
“You can’t like me!” Sunggyu yelled, still trying his best to push the dancer off him. “Get off me! Please!” he pleaded. Oh Lord, what have I done to her to deserve this??
Woohyun quickly slid his hands in under Sunggyu’s shirt and in a second, pulled his clothes up, revealing Sunggyu’s milky skin. Sunggyu hit Woohyun on the head, but who cares about the pain when he’s feeling so hot and horny? Woohyun licked his lips before he trailed kisses down Sunggyu’s chest to his right nipple. He bit on it.
“Ah- I have a girlfriend!” Sunggyu smacked himself mentally because he almost moaned. “You can’t do this to me!”
“But I’m already doing this to you,” Woohyun said seductively and sat up. He started unbuckling Sunggyu’s belt, licking his lips as he pictured in his mind what he’s about to see inside Sunggyu’s pants.
Sunggyu was panting heavily and tears were almost ready to spill from his eyes. I’m so tired and my head is spinning, oh my God, he said to himself, I need to kick him away oh my God. His girlfriend was right, he’s growing old too fast and he needs exercise. Why am I so lazy? Huhuhuhu!
Woohyun was about to pull his pants down, smirking.
And he didn’t know what happened next.
Because everything went black.
Sunggyu’s face felt so hot as the sunshine hit his face. The moment he opened his eyes his head started feeling terribly painful that it had him rolling on the bed and groaning.
He heard the door open and close, but there were not footsteps coming toward him. A female voice spoke instead, “You deserve that, idiot.”
Leaning against the door, arms crossed, was Sunggyu’s girlfriend.
“Go away!” Sunggyu said through gritted teeth. If he could only throw a pillow at her.
“I can’t believe you went to Dongwoo’s house and had him buy you cans of beer. Don’t you know how embarrassing that was? He didn’t even make me pay! And how could you not read my text message?! You jerk!”
“Ahh! Go away! Go away! My head hurts so much. Stop nagging!!” Sunggyu turned his back to the girl. “So what? Yes I-what?” He rolled and faced the girl, his eyebrows crinkled. “Dongwoo?”
She sighed and shook her head, “Oh God, he’s pretending again.”
“No! What do you mean? Dongwoo? House? I went to Dongwoo’s house?”
“You’re really crazy,” the girl said, hopeless.
Sunggyu remembered what happened last night. The club, Dongwoo, the tequila shots he ordered, the deafening music, the dirty dancer named Woohyun... and his black tank top, the kisses (gross, he added with a shiver)... what else? Dongwoo’s house?? Why can’t he remember going to Dongwoo's house??
“Aish,” the girl rolled her eyes and left the room. “Just come out here when you feel like eating already. There’s pizza!” she shouted from outside.
When Sunggyu went back to the club two nights after, Dongwoo explained everything. From what he told Sunggyu’s girlfriend to what Woohyun said when Boss Sungyeol found out: “I couldn’t rape him! He passed out so I told Dongwoo to take him home and call his girlfriend! Believe me! Nothing happened!”
He also said Woohyun was fired.
Sunggyu said to himself that he would never ever drink again nor would he fight with his girlfriend (or else he’ll really get raped).
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it's been a while since i last wrote something ehehehe and since today is sunggyu's birthday, here i am! yey! happy birthday, granpagyu! ♥
title was from the lyrics of: boys like girls- love drunk.
woogyu; pg-13; crack; 1,443 words
where sunggyu is hundred and one percent straight and woohyun is... below one.
This wasn’t actually the first time Sunggyu went to a bar, but he still hates the smell of the beer and the loud music that always give him a pounding headache. If only he wasn’t in the mood to have a drink he wouldn’t be once again sitting at the bar counter and ordering tequila shots. He had a fight with his girlfriend and he couldn’t believe she actually told him she wanted to break up with him. If only he wasn’t so in love with her he would have said ‘fine!’
He had thrown back his fifth shot at the bar counter when a man sat himself next to Sunggyu, ordering the same drink.
“Dongwoo, how was the show I gave?” he asked the bartender.
The bartender laughed cheekily and replied, “You did great. As always, Woohyun.”
“Really? I think I should have taken my pants and boxers off. I would love to see those girls drool at the sight of my dick.”
“What the hell?? You’re crazy! And... and dirty!” The bartender shook his head with a disgusted look plastered on his face, giving the dancer his ordered drink.
“That’s my name,” the guy chuckled and drank his shot.
Looking at the man seated beside him, Sunggyu assumed he was one of the dancers in the club. His body was perfect, well almost, because Sunggyu believes nothing nor no one is perfect in this world (heck he doesn’t even think his girlfriend was perfect because she’s absolutely not. And she’s noisy!) His blank tank top was draped over his left shoulder, leaving him with his chest and well-defined abs to show off. He was wearing a black skinny jeans and was barefooted. Slowly, Sunggyu looked up at the man’s face. His eyes were shining, his nose was perfect, his lips... Sunggyu mentally marked the word luscious X so let’s move on to his jawline. Well, UGH.
Sunggyu shook his head. Don’t worry, Gyu. You’re perfect just like what your girlfriend always tells you, he reminded himself.
Sunggyu felt his phone vibrating in his pocket, a perfect timing. So when the said dancer looked back at Sunggyu, he had already looked away to check the message he received. It was from his girlfriend.
Still pissed off, he didn’t bother reading the message so he pushed his phone back in his pocket and asked for another glass of tequila.
“Aren’t you gonna read it?” asked the dancer.
Sunggyu picked up his shot glass, staring at the liquid in it. He didn’t answer.
“What if it’s important?” the dancer spoke again.
“I’m just trying to piss her off, that’s all,” he said, almost to himself.
The dancer must have heard it clear because he laughed and asked, “Had a fight with your girlfriend?”
Sunggyu ignored him and drank his tequila.
Receiving no answer, the dancer turned to the bartender and said, “Give me and this cute guy a room.” (Yes, he thinks Sunggyu is cute.)
“What?” Dongwoo gasped. “Are you nuts?”
“And,” the dancer stood up, facing Sunggyu. “You’re coming with me.” He took Sunggyu’s right hand and made him stand up.
“Who said I’ll come with you?” Sunggyu said, pulling his hand away.
“I just did,” the dancer replied.
“Woohyun, you can’t do that!” Dongwoo said.
“Hell yes, I can. I am already doing it.” With that said, Woohyun kissed Sunggyu on the lips. His tank top fell on the floor, but who cares when he’s kissing a cute guy?
“Let go!” Sunggyu pushed him off. “Doesn’t mean I had a fi-” he was cut off with another kiss.
“Woohyun, you said you’re not gonna hit on someone who has a girlfriend!” the bartender yelled as he went out of his corner and pulled the dancer off Sunggyu.
Dongwoo almost flew onto the couple of ladies dancing in a corner when Woohyun pushed him away. Turning to Sunggyu, Woohyun took his right hand and pulled him down an alley, leading to a room. Since the room has just been used and wasn’t locked yet, Woohyun opened the door and threw Sunggyu in. He closed the door with a slam behind his back and locked the door before Dongwoo could even reach the knob.
“Woohyun! Open the door or I’ll tell Boss Sungyeol about this!” Dongwoo shouted while banging on the door.
“Let me go out! You’re viola-” Woohyun pinned Sunggyu down on the floor and cut him off with another kiss.
He didn’t waste time anymore as he slipped his tongue in, tasting tequila in Sunggyu’s mouth. He bit on Sunggyu’s lower lip, earning a soft moan from him. Woohyun pulled away and smirked, saying, “Who said I was violating you?”
“Get off me, you pervert!” Sunggyu tried pushing him off, but Woohyun was definitely stronger. “My girlfriend’s gonna kick you on the balls once she finds out you... you did this to me!”
Woohyun licked his lips and said, “I like you.” He ignored Sunggyu’s 'let go of me or I’ll call the police' and placed a trail of wet kisses from his jaw down to his neck. Pulling away, he once again spoke, “You’re so cute, yet you’re so hot. You turn me on, Goddammit.”
“You can’t like me!” Sunggyu yelled, still trying his best to push the dancer off him. “Get off me! Please!” he pleaded. Oh Lord, what have I done to her to deserve this??
Woohyun quickly slid his hands in under Sunggyu’s shirt and in a second, pulled his clothes up, revealing Sunggyu’s milky skin. Sunggyu hit Woohyun on the head, but who cares about the pain when he’s feeling so hot and horny? Woohyun licked his lips before he trailed kisses down Sunggyu’s chest to his right nipple. He bit on it.
“Ah- I have a girlfriend!” Sunggyu smacked himself mentally because he almost moaned. “You can’t do this to me!”
“But I’m already doing this to you,” Woohyun said seductively and sat up. He started unbuckling Sunggyu’s belt, licking his lips as he pictured in his mind what he’s about to see inside Sunggyu’s pants.
Sunggyu was panting heavily and tears were almost ready to spill from his eyes. I’m so tired and my head is spinning, oh my God, he said to himself, I need to kick him away oh my God. His girlfriend was right, he’s growing old too fast and he needs exercise. Why am I so lazy? Huhuhuhu!
Woohyun was about to pull his pants down, smirking.
And he didn’t know what happened next.
Because everything went black.
Sunggyu’s face felt so hot as the sunshine hit his face. The moment he opened his eyes his head started feeling terribly painful that it had him rolling on the bed and groaning.
He heard the door open and close, but there were not footsteps coming toward him. A female voice spoke instead, “You deserve that, idiot.”
Leaning against the door, arms crossed, was Sunggyu’s girlfriend.
“Go away!” Sunggyu said through gritted teeth. If he could only throw a pillow at her.
“I can’t believe you went to Dongwoo’s house and had him buy you cans of beer. Don’t you know how embarrassing that was? He didn’t even make me pay! And how could you not read my text message?! You jerk!”
“Ahh! Go away! Go away! My head hurts so much. Stop nagging!!” Sunggyu turned his back to the girl. “So what? Yes I-what?” He rolled and faced the girl, his eyebrows crinkled. “Dongwoo?”
She sighed and shook her head, “Oh God, he’s pretending again.”
“No! What do you mean? Dongwoo? House? I went to Dongwoo’s house?”
“You’re really crazy,” the girl said, hopeless.
Sunggyu remembered what happened last night. The club, Dongwoo, the tequila shots he ordered, the deafening music, the dirty dancer named Woohyun... and his black tank top, the kisses (gross, he added with a shiver)... what else? Dongwoo’s house?? Why can’t he remember going to Dongwoo's house??
“Aish,” the girl rolled her eyes and left the room. “Just come out here when you feel like eating already. There’s pizza!” she shouted from outside.
When Sunggyu went back to the club two nights after, Dongwoo explained everything. From what he told Sunggyu’s girlfriend to what Woohyun said when Boss Sungyeol found out: “I couldn’t rape him! He passed out so I told Dongwoo to take him home and call his girlfriend! Believe me! Nothing happened!”
He also said Woohyun was fired.
Sunggyu said to himself that he would never ever drink again nor would he fight with his girlfriend (or else he’ll really get raped).
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it's been a while since i last wrote something ehehehe and since today is sunggyu's birthday, here i am! yey! happy birthday, granpagyu! ♥
title was from the lyrics of: boys like girls- love drunk.