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Please note: until May 9, 2011, this post served as both my fanfic masterlist and the header post for this LJ. I've removed everything that isn't directly fanfic related and backdated the post to avoid breaking the link; the comments are intact, but the original content is altered. If for some reason you bookmarked this post (why) to keep track of something other than the fic list (SERIOUSLY WHY), and it hasn't been added to the new header post, feel free to send me a PM and I'll get it to you.
All right, now that that's sorted, here's how this works: fic is divided by fandom and 'verse. Links, summaries and pairings are here; every link takes you to the top of the page in question, where you will find ratings, warnings, author's notes, etc. Please do not read anything rated R or higher if you are not of age where you live, and please do not sue me. I make no claims of ownership over any of the characters I play around with.
Hawaii 5-0
Curving Like the Ocean Toward You, Steve/Danny, NC-17 [Ao3]
If it ain't broke, fix it anyway.
Don't Turn Me Home Again, Steve/Danny [Danny/Rachel], NC-17 [Ao3]
After a rough day of island living, Danny wakes up in New Jersey and learns the hard way to be careful what he wishes for.
bring you out under this flooded sky at any price, Steve/Danny, NC-17 [Ao3]
In which Danny puts his family first, New Jersey weather is as unpleasant as advertised, and absolutely no one is impressed with Steve.
We Believe in the Sum of Ourselves, Steve/Danny, R to NC-17 [Ao3]
This is Danny out of of control. [Post-ep for 1.16]
You Testify and I'll Pour the Drinks, Steve/Danny [Danny/Rachel], PG to PG-13 [Ao3]
Post-ep for 1.18.
Inception
Wherever You Will Be (That's Where I'll Call Home) {The Domestic Verse}
Series Master Post | Series Tag | Series on Ao3
1. between my reflex & my resolve, Arthur/Eames, R [Ao3]
People you kiss in an airport baggage claim and then don't talk to for thirteen months shouldn't be able to exist, let alone make your chest do the things Arthur's chest is doing. There are rules.
2. this life looks good on you, Arthur/Eames, R [Ao3]
There are only four rules in Arthur's house.
3. i could be the thing you reach for in the middle of the night, Arthur/Eames, NC-17 [Ao3]
Eames had always thought Arthur would be a morning person.
4. to tell you the truth i prefer the worst in you, Arthur/Eames, R [Ao3]
Eames starts the day by sitting on a pack of cigarettes.
5. pressed against the pending physics of my passed down last name, Arthur/Eames, NC-17 [Ao3]
The thing is...the thing is Arthur'd thought Eames played it fast and loose with affection like he plays it fast and loose with everything else, and instead it's been this stupid climb, hand over foot, and of the two of them Eames has been the braver, really.
6. take the long way home (soft as the radio), Ariadne/Yusuf, Arthur/Eames, PG-13 [Ao3]
The thought washes over her, steady and calming like a warm breeze, that this could be her own kind of love story.
7. life long local foreigner, i, Arthur/Eames, NC-17 [Ao3]
Arthur grins, lazy and relaxed, and Eames thinks that maybe this is how people get through these things, tethered to one another when they can't hold on anywhere else.
8. having let go forever the fallacy of ever being alone, Arthur/Eames, NC-17 [Ao3]
This time there are shitty dogeared paperbacks Arthur wouldn't be caught dead reading piled on the coffee table, and half-finished crosswords tucked into the bookshelves, and the far wall is hung with that tapestry they'd bought in a shit part of London on a whim. This time they've spent all day fixing their sink and there's a mug of yesterday's tea sitting on top of the television and it's not just Arthur's living room at all.
Other Inception Fic
A Whole New World, Arthur/Eames [Cobb/Saito], R [Ao3]
In which Cobb decides two babysitters are better than one, Saito proves that money can buy happiness, and Eames is excellent with children. Oh, and Arthur's a fucking Disney princess.
i thought of you and where you'd gone, Arthur/Eames, R [Ao3]
Their eyes meet in the reflection of the frosted-over freezer glass, another layer of distance to be splayed haphazardly across the oceans and mountains and countries they keep building between them, and Eames is smiling at him.
we live under a halo of held breath, Arthur/Eames, PG-13 [Ao3]
Eames is wrong. Arthur can juggle.
Shit Arthur Says, Arthur/Eames, PG to PG-13 [Ao3]
Written for this prompt: Eames has a secret twitter called "Shit Arthur Says." Well, secret to Arthur, that is.
Believe Me if You Can (The House at Pooh Corner), Arthur/Eames, Cobb/Saito, Ariadne/Yusuf, PG-13 to R [Ao3]
In a world where Arthur is Rabbit, Eames is Tigger, Cobb is Pooh, Yusuf is Eeyore, Ariadne is Piglet and Saito is Owl, nothing makes sense anymore.
Lay Your Siege, Arthur/Eames, PG-13 [Ao3]
Haven't you been paying attention? This is a war story. [Trojan War AU]
Don't Feed Me, Seymour, Arthur/Eames, PG [Ao3]
"This looks delicious," Eames fucking lies, because the only accurate statement would be This looks like intestines, and he would like Arthur to continue to shagging him.
We Must Unlearn The Constellations to See The Stars, Robert Fischer/OMC, Robert/Saito, R [Ao3]
Even in your dreams you never quite try hard enough. Even in your dreams you never get it exactly right.
I've Got Nothing To Do Today But Smile (The Only Living Boy in New York), Arthur/Eames, Ariadne/Yusuf, PG-13 to R [Ao3]
Arthur's a corporate lawyer, Eames owns the coffee shop across the street, and all good love stories start with a quadruple shot latte. [This story has been turned into a truly fantastic podfic by pennyplainknits. ♥]
i'll see you when the sun sets east (don't forget me), Arthur/Eames, PG-13 [Ao3]
He knows he is alone, and that he is not supposed to be alone, and that someone else is here. He knows he had a name, once. He knows he is looking for something. [Limbo fic.]
we were once cinema gods in the night, Arthur/Eames, R [Ao3]
That's the thing about Hollywood--everyone has a Hollywood story.
Sherlock Holmes
Things That Bear Repeating, Holmes/Watson, NC-17
When Holmes risks his life (again) and nearly dies (again), Watson decides enough is just about enough.
A Study in the Art of Proper Reciprocation, Holmes/Watson, NC-17
Holmes wakes to a mystery that is a decided pleasure to solve. [A sequel to Things That Bear Repeating.]
From the Archives, Holmes/Watson, PG
A day in the life of John Watson and Sherlock Holmes, told in postcards.
A Measure of Honesty, Holmes/Watson, R
Honesty, as it happens, is all relative.
History, Repeating Itself, Holmes/Watson, R to NC-17
This is a multi-chaptered story in which John Watson and Sherlock Holmes are modern day American graduate students sharing an apartment. Yes, I am aware it sounds ridiculous. Now complete, the link above takes you to the story's master post. If you're interested in seeing AMAZING TOTALLY BETTER THAN THE STORY FANART/meta/my own ramblings about it/etc, feel free to try the History, Repeating Itself tag. Also, this story has been turned into an INCREDIBLY done audiofic by the amazing speccygeekgrrl. You should check it out!
Valley Winter Song, Holmes/Watson, R to NC-17
The sequel to History, Repeating Itself. Currently a WIP [but not abandoned, just on hiatus!] the link above takes you to the first part.
White Collar
Captain Americaverse (Neal/Peter/El, some background Neal/Kate)
[NB: These stories can each stand alone, more or less. Also? They are posted here not in the order they were written, but in the order I think they should be read. This does not mean that they are posted chronologically within the 'verse, either...look. I am crazy. But they work best read in this order, I promise.]
this true/false thing, PG-15
Some things are true, and some are not.
Resistance and Futility: A Study (Or: Seven Times Peter Burke Caught Neal Caffrey), R
Everyone thinks Peter Burke has only caught Neal Caffrey twice. Everyone is wrong.
The Right Way to Ruin a Suit, NC-17
Peter's right; Neal really does wear too many goddamn clothes.
Stupid is as Stupid Does, R to NC-17
A con's only as stupid as the reason you're running it.
Dice or No Dice, NC-17
Neal's had to abandon the use of many of his more specialized skills; he'll be damned if he abandons this one.
Another Saturday Night, NC-17
Peter's had a bad night; it's only fair that Neal and Elizabeth let him in on their fun.
Out in the Cold,
Neal never gets sick.
Other White Collar Fic
Anything But That, genfic, G
Neal objects to one of his many supposed crimes.
Insomnia's Net Worth, Neal/Peter, offscreen Neal/Peter/El, PG
In which Peter can't sleep, and Neal's late night television habits leave something to be desired.
Into The Fire (Or, Five Times Mozzie Caught Neal with His Pants Down), Neal/Kate, Neal/Moz, Neal/Peter, R to NC-17
There's more than one way to see a man naked.
Little Things, Neal/Kate, Neal/Peter/El if you squint, PG-13
Neal tries to think like a con man, like being sane is his cover.
Wait: The Don't Love You Like I (The Maps Remix), Neal/Peter, Peter/El, R
El finds the napkin in his pocket. [A remix of thosewerepearls's brilliant You would wish long and long to be with him.]
Once a Criminal, Neal/Peter/El, NC-17
Peter and El have a mystery to solve.
Earned (Or: That One Time With the Taxi), Neal/Peter, NC-17
"This is stupid," Neal says, and he's right, he's beyond right, but Peter doesn't care; he's been waiting long enough, now.
Beautiful Things In Cages Neal/Moz, PG
Mozzie has never been that kind of guy.
Whatever You Are (Be A Good One), Neal/Peter/El, NC-17
Peter should have known better than to let Neal into any situation involving the words "touch nothing."
The Anklet, And Other Blasphemed Poems
In which I rewrite The Raven (and then works by cummings, Whitman, and Coleridge) to be dirty White Collar porn. And so do other people!
Top to Bottom, Neal/Peter (implied Neal/Peter/El), NC-17
Neal Caffrey doesn't place bets without knowing the odds.
Fifty
A prompt meme--50 prompts, 50 drabbles.
Harry Potter
Animalia, James/Sirius, Remus/Sirius, James/Lily, PG-13
Everyone assumed that Sirius and James got on so well because they were exactly alike and they were all wrong; everyone assumed Sirius and James got on so well because they were both crazy and that was true.
A Rose, By Any Other Name, George/Lee, George/Various, R to NC-17
Resentment curls like a serpent on George’s tongue, flavoring his coffee bitter and his cigarette stale.
I Envy Not the Beast, Sirius/Regulus, Sirius/Remus, R to NC-17
I envy not the beast who takes/his license in the field of time. -Alfred, Lord Tennyson
These Conversations We Aren't Having, Sirius/Remus, PG-13
In which Sirius Black sleeps past four, there is much Indian take-away, and Remus Lupin scowls at moldy peas.
Let Us Be Silent, That We May Hear The Whispers of The Gods, NC-17
Remus Lupin doesn't want to hear it--not tomorrow and not yesterday, but certainly not right now.
20, James/Lily, Sirius/Remus
20 random facts about Sirius Black, as told by James Potter.
Left and Leaving, genfic, PG
Sirius spends the summer before Regulus’ sixth year outlining his brilliant plan for escape, which basically entails walking out one day and never, ever coming back.
Five Times Sirius Walked in On James and Lily (And One Time it Was Remus), James/Lily, R to NC-17
I think you guys can figure it out :D
Five Places Neville Never Thought He'd Get High (And Did Anyway), Neville/Ginny, Neville/Hannah Abbot, Neville/Teddy, R to NC-17
In which Neville gets high in unexpected places.
Veronica Mars
A Strange New Story Every Time, Veronica/Logan, NC-17
Ten years clean of Neptune living, Logan's past finds him in an all-night grocery store.
My fanfic can also be found on my Ao3 page. I try to keep both that and this list updated, but sometimes there's a bit of a lag-time between when a story is posted and when it's archived, both here and there.
♥
All right, now that that's sorted, here's how this works: fic is divided by fandom and 'verse. Links, summaries and pairings are here; every link takes you to the top of the page in question, where you will find ratings, warnings, author's notes, etc. Please do not read anything rated R or higher if you are not of age where you live, and please do not sue me. I make no claims of ownership over any of the characters I play around with.
Hawaii 5-0
Curving Like the Ocean Toward You, Steve/Danny, NC-17 [Ao3]
If it ain't broke, fix it anyway.
Don't Turn Me Home Again, Steve/Danny [Danny/Rachel], NC-17 [Ao3]
After a rough day of island living, Danny wakes up in New Jersey and learns the hard way to be careful what he wishes for.
bring you out under this flooded sky at any price, Steve/Danny, NC-17 [Ao3]
In which Danny puts his family first, New Jersey weather is as unpleasant as advertised, and absolutely no one is impressed with Steve.
We Believe in the Sum of Ourselves, Steve/Danny, R to NC-17 [Ao3]
This is Danny out of of control. [Post-ep for 1.16]
You Testify and I'll Pour the Drinks, Steve/Danny [Danny/Rachel], PG to PG-13 [Ao3]
Post-ep for 1.18.
Inception
Wherever You Will Be (That's Where I'll Call Home) {The Domestic Verse}
Series Master Post | Series Tag | Series on Ao3
1. between my reflex & my resolve, Arthur/Eames, R [Ao3]
People you kiss in an airport baggage claim and then don't talk to for thirteen months shouldn't be able to exist, let alone make your chest do the things Arthur's chest is doing. There are rules.
2. this life looks good on you, Arthur/Eames, R [Ao3]
There are only four rules in Arthur's house.
3. i could be the thing you reach for in the middle of the night, Arthur/Eames, NC-17 [Ao3]
Eames had always thought Arthur would be a morning person.
4. to tell you the truth i prefer the worst in you, Arthur/Eames, R [Ao3]
Eames starts the day by sitting on a pack of cigarettes.
5. pressed against the pending physics of my passed down last name, Arthur/Eames, NC-17 [Ao3]
The thing is...the thing is Arthur'd thought Eames played it fast and loose with affection like he plays it fast and loose with everything else, and instead it's been this stupid climb, hand over foot, and of the two of them Eames has been the braver, really.
6. take the long way home (soft as the radio), Ariadne/Yusuf, Arthur/Eames, PG-13 [Ao3]
The thought washes over her, steady and calming like a warm breeze, that this could be her own kind of love story.
7. life long local foreigner, i, Arthur/Eames, NC-17 [Ao3]
Arthur grins, lazy and relaxed, and Eames thinks that maybe this is how people get through these things, tethered to one another when they can't hold on anywhere else.
8. having let go forever the fallacy of ever being alone, Arthur/Eames, NC-17 [Ao3]
This time there are shitty dogeared paperbacks Arthur wouldn't be caught dead reading piled on the coffee table, and half-finished crosswords tucked into the bookshelves, and the far wall is hung with that tapestry they'd bought in a shit part of London on a whim. This time they've spent all day fixing their sink and there's a mug of yesterday's tea sitting on top of the television and it's not just Arthur's living room at all.
Other Inception Fic
A Whole New World, Arthur/Eames [Cobb/Saito], R [Ao3]
In which Cobb decides two babysitters are better than one, Saito proves that money can buy happiness, and Eames is excellent with children. Oh, and Arthur's a fucking Disney princess.
i thought of you and where you'd gone, Arthur/Eames, R [Ao3]
Their eyes meet in the reflection of the frosted-over freezer glass, another layer of distance to be splayed haphazardly across the oceans and mountains and countries they keep building between them, and Eames is smiling at him.
we live under a halo of held breath, Arthur/Eames, PG-13 [Ao3]
Eames is wrong. Arthur can juggle.
Shit Arthur Says, Arthur/Eames, PG to PG-13 [Ao3]
Written for this prompt: Eames has a secret twitter called "Shit Arthur Says." Well, secret to Arthur, that is.
Believe Me if You Can (The House at Pooh Corner), Arthur/Eames, Cobb/Saito, Ariadne/Yusuf, PG-13 to R [Ao3]
In a world where Arthur is Rabbit, Eames is Tigger, Cobb is Pooh, Yusuf is Eeyore, Ariadne is Piglet and Saito is Owl, nothing makes sense anymore.
Lay Your Siege, Arthur/Eames, PG-13 [Ao3]
Haven't you been paying attention? This is a war story. [Trojan War AU]
Don't Feed Me, Seymour, Arthur/Eames, PG [Ao3]
"This looks delicious," Eames fucking lies, because the only accurate statement would be This looks like intestines, and he would like Arthur to continue to shagging him.
We Must Unlearn The Constellations to See The Stars, Robert Fischer/OMC, Robert/Saito, R [Ao3]
Even in your dreams you never quite try hard enough. Even in your dreams you never get it exactly right.
I've Got Nothing To Do Today But Smile (The Only Living Boy in New York), Arthur/Eames, Ariadne/Yusuf, PG-13 to R [Ao3]
Arthur's a corporate lawyer, Eames owns the coffee shop across the street, and all good love stories start with a quadruple shot latte. [This story has been turned into a truly fantastic podfic by pennyplainknits. ♥]
i'll see you when the sun sets east (don't forget me), Arthur/Eames, PG-13 [Ao3]
He knows he is alone, and that he is not supposed to be alone, and that someone else is here. He knows he had a name, once. He knows he is looking for something. [Limbo fic.]
we were once cinema gods in the night, Arthur/Eames, R [Ao3]
That's the thing about Hollywood--everyone has a Hollywood story.
Sherlock Holmes
Things That Bear Repeating, Holmes/Watson, NC-17
When Holmes risks his life (again) and nearly dies (again), Watson decides enough is just about enough.
A Study in the Art of Proper Reciprocation, Holmes/Watson, NC-17
Holmes wakes to a mystery that is a decided pleasure to solve. [A sequel to Things That Bear Repeating.]
From the Archives, Holmes/Watson, PG
A day in the life of John Watson and Sherlock Holmes, told in postcards.
A Measure of Honesty, Holmes/Watson, R
Honesty, as it happens, is all relative.
History, Repeating Itself, Holmes/Watson, R to NC-17
This is a multi-chaptered story in which John Watson and Sherlock Holmes are modern day American graduate students sharing an apartment. Yes, I am aware it sounds ridiculous. Now complete, the link above takes you to the story's master post. If you're interested in seeing AMAZING TOTALLY BETTER THAN THE STORY FANART/meta/my own ramblings about it/etc, feel free to try the History, Repeating Itself tag. Also, this story has been turned into an INCREDIBLY done audiofic by the amazing speccygeekgrrl. You should check it out!
Valley Winter Song, Holmes/Watson, R to NC-17
The sequel to History, Repeating Itself. Currently a WIP [but not abandoned, just on hiatus!] the link above takes you to the first part.
White Collar
Captain Americaverse (Neal/Peter/El, some background Neal/Kate)
[NB: These stories can each stand alone, more or less. Also? They are posted here not in the order they were written, but in the order I think they should be read. This does not mean that they are posted chronologically within the 'verse, either...look. I am crazy. But they work best read in this order, I promise.]
this true/false thing, PG-15
Some things are true, and some are not.
Resistance and Futility: A Study (Or: Seven Times Peter Burke Caught Neal Caffrey), R
Everyone thinks Peter Burke has only caught Neal Caffrey twice. Everyone is wrong.
The Right Way to Ruin a Suit, NC-17
Peter's right; Neal really does wear too many goddamn clothes.
Stupid is as Stupid Does, R to NC-17
A con's only as stupid as the reason you're running it.
Dice or No Dice, NC-17
Neal's had to abandon the use of many of his more specialized skills; he'll be damned if he abandons this one.
Another Saturday Night, NC-17
Peter's had a bad night; it's only fair that Neal and Elizabeth let him in on their fun.
Out in the Cold,
Neal never gets sick.
Other White Collar Fic
Anything But That, genfic, G
Neal objects to one of his many supposed crimes.
Insomnia's Net Worth, Neal/Peter, offscreen Neal/Peter/El, PG
In which Peter can't sleep, and Neal's late night television habits leave something to be desired.
Into The Fire (Or, Five Times Mozzie Caught Neal with His Pants Down), Neal/Kate, Neal/Moz, Neal/Peter, R to NC-17
There's more than one way to see a man naked.
Little Things, Neal/Kate, Neal/Peter/El if you squint, PG-13
Neal tries to think like a con man, like being sane is his cover.
Wait: The Don't Love You Like I (The Maps Remix), Neal/Peter, Peter/El, R
El finds the napkin in his pocket. [A remix of thosewerepearls's brilliant You would wish long and long to be with him.]
Once a Criminal, Neal/Peter/El, NC-17
Peter and El have a mystery to solve.
Earned (Or: That One Time With the Taxi), Neal/Peter, NC-17
"This is stupid," Neal says, and he's right, he's beyond right, but Peter doesn't care; he's been waiting long enough, now.
Beautiful Things In Cages Neal/Moz, PG
Mozzie has never been that kind of guy.
Whatever You Are (Be A Good One), Neal/Peter/El, NC-17
Peter should have known better than to let Neal into any situation involving the words "touch nothing."
The Anklet, And Other Blasphemed Poems
In which I rewrite The Raven (and then works by cummings, Whitman, and Coleridge) to be dirty White Collar porn. And so do other people!
Top to Bottom, Neal/Peter (implied Neal/Peter/El), NC-17
Neal Caffrey doesn't place bets without knowing the odds.
Fifty
A prompt meme--50 prompts, 50 drabbles.
Harry Potter
Animalia, James/Sirius, Remus/Sirius, James/Lily, PG-13
Everyone assumed that Sirius and James got on so well because they were exactly alike and they were all wrong; everyone assumed Sirius and James got on so well because they were both crazy and that was true.
A Rose, By Any Other Name, George/Lee, George/Various, R to NC-17
Resentment curls like a serpent on George’s tongue, flavoring his coffee bitter and his cigarette stale.
I Envy Not the Beast, Sirius/Regulus, Sirius/Remus, R to NC-17
I envy not the beast who takes/his license in the field of time. -Alfred, Lord Tennyson
These Conversations We Aren't Having, Sirius/Remus, PG-13
In which Sirius Black sleeps past four, there is much Indian take-away, and Remus Lupin scowls at moldy peas.
Let Us Be Silent, That We May Hear The Whispers of The Gods, NC-17
Remus Lupin doesn't want to hear it--not tomorrow and not yesterday, but certainly not right now.
20, James/Lily, Sirius/Remus
20 random facts about Sirius Black, as told by James Potter.
Left and Leaving, genfic, PG
Sirius spends the summer before Regulus’ sixth year outlining his brilliant plan for escape, which basically entails walking out one day and never, ever coming back.
Five Times Sirius Walked in On James and Lily (And One Time it Was Remus), James/Lily, R to NC-17
I think you guys can figure it out :D
Five Places Neville Never Thought He'd Get High (And Did Anyway), Neville/Ginny, Neville/Hannah Abbot, Neville/Teddy, R to NC-17
In which Neville gets high in unexpected places.
Veronica Mars
A Strange New Story Every Time, Veronica/Logan, NC-17
Ten years clean of Neptune living, Logan's past finds him in an all-night grocery store.
My fanfic can also be found on my Ao3 page. I try to keep both that and this list updated, but sometimes there's a bit of a lag-time between when a story is posted and when it's archived, both here and there.
♥