hopefully everyone's experience in thanksgiving will be pleasing this year ( Read more... )

i easily get diverted while watching videos in class; they always say you have to take notes, but i don't remember them. and finally from all those tangents i went off on, i developed a new theory on the invention of santa claus. i'm 99% positive it is incorrect, but i'll share it anyway because it amused me. first, however, i'll show you how i got ( Read more... )

i am just winding up on my millionth hour studying for AP biology. and you know what? i still don't think i'll get a good grade ( Read more... )

short girls make me jealous. they have it a lot easier ( Read more... )

i always was filled with envy when my mother returned from a trip with magnets with names on them. they were always for danielle and never for me. she explained to me many times that i couldn't have one because my name was uncommon ( Read more... )

now that's something i'm never a part of. and i don't really know why it is ( Read more... )

i really hate rushing. when i was little, my dad used to take my sister and me to the library every monday. and as soon as we entered the door, we had exactly 5 minutes to pick out books. it was horrible. give us five extra minutes and you'd only have to miss the monday-night kickoff ( Read more... )

what i hate the most about tables turning is that even though you have a 50 percent chance of having it turn for the worse or turn for the better, it always seems to screw you over. every time ( Read more... )

ive heard a few opinions of the biggest "diss" you can ever get. according to dane cook, it's the simple "f*@$ you". straightforward and easy. another one that i've grown to like is "you're bad at life". but i prefer the good old spit in the face ( Read more... )

i remember writing an entry about boring homilies. i can't really teach you anything by just complaining about it. now this is a way to have fun while they, or any speech at an "event", are going on. it's a guaranteed chuckle ( Read more... )