Could this be the best chat channel ever?
You are now talking in channel: haiku.
Speak in haiku here,
and haiku only, mind you,
or you'll get banz0red.
a sedated moose:
victory is mine
Haiku Dungeon behind me
winning is real sweet
Luis Sol y Sombrero:
Or I type in chat
and then just right-click whois
that's even better.
Haiku Oracle:
Greetings from haiku
A more serene channel, this
Required thought here
Nerimo:
Welcome to haiku
The land of errant typos
Destroying your count
a sedated moose:
Yes, I agree that
This channel may be the most
thoughtful one ever
Only:
Haiku Oracle,
conveniently, just five
syllables. Hi, Moose.
Haiku Oracle:
Forestall foolish words
Speak only truths to my ears
then I will answer.
Luis Sol y Sombrero:
Anyway, it was
a rhetorical question
originally.
kewangJI:
best one in the world
until Ring of Flame comes up
as a chat channel :D
commiebat:
a sedated moose
overstimulated moose
annihilation
a sedated moose:
Hello, Only, 'sup?
I like the idea that
if I screw up; ban.
Nerimo:
Annihilation?
Well, you know that old saying
No moose is good moose.
Only:
Not much, Moose, not much.
Every day is the same.
NIN said so.
commiebat:
Asphyxiation
Is frowned-upon by many.
No noose is good noose.
a sedated moose:
Ha ha ha ha ha
that's a good one commiebat
nothing more to say
Nerimo:
Desperate poets
Cannot find inspiriation
No muse is good muse
kewangJI:
Nine inch nails you say?
I once... oh wait, nevermind
You dont wanna know
commiebat:
When you buy a tool,
Always read the instructions.
Known use is good use.
commiebat:
anti-blackbeltduck
anti-anti- blackbeltduck
No newts is good newts
Only:
Commiebat's funny.
Too bad he's the only one.
At least, with that "fad".
a sedated moose:
I like this new trend
inspired by my own name
I'm Moose! Yes, I'm Moose!
Nerimo:
The teetotal path
No more drunken adventures
No booze is good booze
kewangJI:
welcome to haiku
all the puns are amoosing
stay here forever
a sedated moose:
Oh damn, I didn't see
that commiebat's the only
one making that joke
commiebat:
Nerimo joined in,
Wasn't only me punning.
Communal effort.
Only:
Oh, no. Sedated!
That's five syllables! You fool!
Run, run for your life!
Only:
Oops, I meant "not. Damn.
The first line... ouch. A mistake?
Good luck with that one.
kewangJI:
didnt can be one
as far as I am concerned...
I can pronouce it :}
a sedated moose:
What? Oh, I guess that
'didn't' is two, I just slur
my words like they're one
Nerimo:
I enjoy punning
Thats why I love this channel
That, and the people
Only:
It comes out as "dint".
I don't know if I'm wrong, though.
Could be, not the first.
Mars The Infomage:
good night to you all.
i am done wr0king, going
home. see you later.
commiebat:
Oppose pun control.
If puns are outlawed, only
Outlaws will have puns.
a sedated moose:
Mars The Infomage
what a great way to spend work
flexxing your mind here
Haiku Oracle:
Can't believe my ears!
That someone would utter that
nearby a lady!
Nerimo:
He said the bad word
In here we do not say that
We pronounce is w**k
kewangJI:
W**K is a bad word
never use it in here, friend
this time you're lucky...
kewangJI:
W**K is a bad word
never use it in here, friend
this time you're lucky...
Kayradim:
I spy oracle
greetings and salutations
how are you today?
kewangJI:
damn lag, oh that sucks
clicking return more than once
is not a good choice
a sedated moose:
Oh my, I knew not!
Thanks for the warnings, you guys
I'm very new here
Only:
W**k is a bad word?
Why? What's wrong with it? Can I...
Say something's w**king?
Bitsy:
Yes you can say w**k
but you must use the wee stars
else it's a bad word ;)
Luis Sol y Sombrero:
W**k is a bad word
because w**k is a bad thing.
I prefer party!
d3vpsaux:
Nails of Nine Inches
lyrics of power and might
want to cut myself
Only:
NIN? Emo?
Emotional music, saux.
Not emo. Not really.
Only:
Yay for miscounting.
I messed up that third line. Damn.
Sorry, Oracle!
a sedated moose:
I count that as one
more than six sylables, but
I just might be wrong
Mallo:
I hate dem emos
they whine way too freakin much
they should eat a knife
guster_buster:
von ratsworth you die
today says the almighty me
and I will win ha!
kewangJI:
mins your own business
dont listen to them whining...
oh, and you whine now.
Mallo:
can you root a square
it escapes me it does so
I feel really dumb
a sedated moose:
Cruelest irony
that whining about emos
is a bit emo
a sedated moose:
the square of a root
is the number you began
with before the root
Mallo:
I guess you are right
whining about emos is...
real emo sounding
Mallo:
but really, can you
root a square better than pie
I thinks you can not
a sedated moose:
like three squared is nine
and the square root of nine is
three. You get it, Mal?
Nerimo:
I have to go now
TAFE begins in two hours
Very long train ride.
Mallo:
a'course I get it
do you think that I am dumb
I am not that dumb
Mallo:
by being older
than most twelve year olds I can
do advanced math
a sedated moose:
Hey, I don't know you
I'm just trying to help you
I was short on words
kewangJI:
seventeen? advanced?
I say not... yet still you fail
wonder why its so
a sedated moose:
I could not leave one
syllable in the last line
so, you get it, Mal?
TheEggplant:
i haven't done math
in a while, dropped linear
algebra today
Mallo:
I'm only fifteen
next year I start pre-calc math
I really hate n00bs
guster_buster:
why barron von rat
why do you curse me why why
I just cant beat him
Mallo:
I'm doing more than
you need to graduate at
my lame-o high school
commiebat:
Knowing advanced math
Can do nothing but help you.
Did wonders for me.
a sedated moose:
I've got to go make
dinner, then eat and watch House.
See you cats later.