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Why do I always get hosed by these?
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
Last Friday mighty_midge and I donated clothes to the needy (11 points). In April I helped mephura see the light (8 points). Last Sunday I committed genocide... Sorry about that, morrigon77 (-5000 points). In November I farted in an elevator (-6 points). In January I pulled over and changed marfstravels's flat tire (15 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-4972 points). For Christmas I deserve a spanking!
Sincerely,
h0rnman
Wow...Genocide....I..uhh..I didn't...I cou..I couldn't...I...Uhhhh....What?