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[h2o_dancer]

So I guess you guys have heard the news. You are looking at the former captain and former member of the TTU swim team. I was worried about actually completely leaving the team at first cause I didn't want to lose my scholarship, but after having a log talk with the Dean, he's agreed to continue paying for my classes since I'll be graduating in the

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[blackstar_key]

You're going to be taking pictures of kids visiting Santa? That's just... sad. Your career has really gone down the toilet...

[Private]
I'd sooner hang myself than have kids. I'll love everyone else's but it's never going to make me want my own... Hunter, Dilan and Heidi are all really sweet, but fuck, if Larxene wasn't around, I'd probably bury them in a box somewhere under the sea...

Don't tell Larxene that, though...

And that stuff with Hunter was SO embarrassing... I really need to watch my mouth now... quiet orgasms until your cousin leaves...
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[h2o_dancer]

It's a job! And surprisingly enough, it pays pretty well~! At least I don't actually deal with the kids... just take their picture. STFU dammit, my career hasn't even started yet! :P

[Private]
You and me both... we can stick with our animals and they can be our 4 legged kids! Larxene can have her kids back right now and I'd be happy to not have to baby-sit ever again!

Don't worry, I don't want to be killed so she's not hearing it from me!

You're telling me... maybe we should invest in some gags or something... or have sex when he's not here. He does have school during the day!
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[blackstar_key]

Your career hasn't even started and you're already dressing as an elf for the kids at Christmas... I'd call that your career being in the toilet...

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I get the feeling we're going to be used as babysitters again... as long as we don't keep them! Keeping them is a huge no!

Gags sound fun... don't you have one or two? I'm pretty sure I do after my birthday. And yeah, why don't we have sex when he's at school? Oh wait, we have school too, technically... and we have opposing schedules...
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[h2o_dancer]

I'm not dressing as an elf! There are other poor saps that do that! And its at that upscale mall on the outskirts of town so I have to dress up every day ~_~ but at least it saves me from asking you for money!

[Private]
I'm sure we're going to get stuck baby-sitting all the time. But they always go back to mommy! We don't want them more than a few hours at a time!

I do have a couple~ And we still need to try out your new collection of toys~ Oh right,school...~ But I do have a few hours free after my classes, but wait, you have practice~ >P
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[ixarms_reloadxi]

Dean Mickey is the bomb shit, dude. Any man that can keep our asses out of prison is a hell of a guy, that's for sure. Remind me to get him something for Christmas. :D But now, Demmers, you gotta fill me in- when did "support the captain" also mean "blowjobs in between laps?" >D

And, b'awww, taking pictures of little kids on Santa's lap~? Santa always creeped me out as a little kid. Sitting on a grown man's lap while he laughs the word "ho" and asks you about your wildest dreams and what you wanted to get "if you were good"? Made me feel like he owed me money when I got off his lap. AND YOU'RE GETTING PAID BY HIM?! >D

[h2o_dancer]

He didn't keep all of your asses out of prison! The ass that's attached to your butt buddy went there so he's not that amazing~! :P Supporting the captain means blow jobs and rough sex when I'm married to him, so NYAH~ :P

WELL THE COMPANY IS PAYING ME. I HAVEN'T MET SANTA YET! >D

[ixarms_reloadxi]

He only went for a little while, and that was only because I fucked up, so it doesn't count against the mouse man. Just remember- people can see the bubbles above the water. >D

SO YOU'RE A HAREM WHORE?! And here I thought YOU'D be the pimp and RIKU'D be the bitch. >D

[h2o_dancer]

Yeah, but he still has scars from when he went and Mickey couldn't get him out! Of course, those scars get kissed whenever I can get him naked and snuggly~ :P

PSH RIKU IS MY WHORE AND I PIMP HIM OUT. YOU WANT HIM? YOU HAVE TO PAY! >D