There's this girl called J.

Picture a fabulous person, then multiply it by about forty billion.

I feel so absolutely jkdfashfjklashklf. In a bad way.

Fuck. Fuck. Fuck.

I am so fucked.

Not in the literal sense at all. Which, I believe, is the problem.

R and I split.

And I just shot a bottle of konjak with my dad.

Hello.

It is very very very hot.

I have nothing of interest to report.

Except that I have finally written some H/D again.

Azkaban

Good God. I am back in the land of Australians.

Wearing shorts feels odd.

ps. I think I am rekindling my love of Harry Potter/Draco Malfoy sex.

I am in Germany.

The alcohol age here is 16.
I'm having a good time.

Go figure, my lovelies.

Yesterday I had a mammoth Asthma attack and went to the Royal Women's Hospital. I was there for a couple of hours and had the pleasant shock of noticing how many lesbians were there. I had three different nurses flustering around me and they were all dykes. And there was this couple in the cubicle next to me. This huuuuuuuuuge Bull Dyke...about ( Read more... )

WOW LIVEJOURNAL.

HAS ANYONE NOTICED I HAVE BEEN AWOL FOR LIKE A MONTH?

We have had no internet. Yes. I nearly died.

Oh hello, hello, hello.

I want to post something interesting and perhaps alluring. But it doesn't seem to be happening.

I'm liking the look of LJ Talk...

( ...and this icon terrifies me... )

sup gangstas?

keep breathin' yo. keep breathin'.