Well, the teflon coating on my favourite T-Fal pan's gone and now everything sticks to it. On the plus side, though, I came across my favourite line from SNL's Weekend Update EVER:

Tina Fey - "A female version of viagra is expected to be released next year with the promise of giving women faster arousal and better orgasms. The pill is so strong, ( Read more... )

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Alrighty, I realize that I haven't posted in ages, but a bad morning of such intense proportions has re-awakened my need to vent. Not only did I not get ANY sleep last night for no reason whatsoever, but I'd somehow made the mistake of putting salt in my coffee and sugar in my eggs - resulting in the absolute worst breakfast ever produced. It's ( Read more... )

Holidays rock. A bustle of activities have occured since my last post. Some examples:

- saw a kick-ass pair of Diesel jeans on sale which had - to me - the unrealistic proportions of a 29 waist and a 34 inseam, now I'm actually contemplating getting them despite needing to get them hemmed about 3 feet
- met 4 separate sets of out-of-town friends/ ( Read more... )

I just spent the last TWO days cooped up in my apartment cuz I had to finish my bastardy Multimedia project for CMN2158. If I've learned anything, it's that I'm kickass at Photoshop but a horrid loser at Macromedia Flash. For those of you not familiar with Flash, you don't need to be! It's so clearly something you pay others to do for you. To make ( Read more... )

Maybe with the exception of Justin Hawkins from The Darkness, who can pull off wearing a halter jumpsuit on stage these days? Scissor Sister's Jake Shears, of course. I just caught them on SNL; their guitarist Del Marquis makes me wanna drool and Jake looks fantastic in gold pants with matching vest and cowboy boots.

Who's lovin' this freezing rain action we're getting? Walking past the windows by the Tim Hortons in the UCU, I saw a guy outside slip, become airborn, and fall in the most dramatic display of inadvertent injury I'd seen in ages. His martyrdom had me contemplating going somewhere sunny for the holidays, and to go shopping for winter boots ( Read more... )

Holy crap, how much fun was Boardgame Night at the Pride Centre last night? Extremely! Taboo rocks, and once the surprisingly lengthy learning curve for Scene It was achieved, Joel, Kris, Steve and I absolutely kicked ass all around - although some of us were paying more attention than others ... ahem ... (runningboi7, I'm looking in your direction). My only ( Read more... )

Blainers and I had a funny discussion today about how we both dislike Jennifer Love Hewitt. Why is she still around?! And more importantly, who's the fool who keeps giving people like Jennifer Love Hewitt second, third, and fourth chances at success? Last night on Leno: Jennifer Love Hewitt who, to me, has gone the way of Ross Perot and Tickle-Me-Elmos. ( Read more... )

Everybody and their dog was telling me to catch Oprah yesterday for her "Favorite Things" show, and I flat-out refused to see any of it as the idea of watching a studio full of audience members getting thousands and thousands of dollars of free goods was going to make me cringe. Good for Oprah, though, cuz teachers, you know ... yay.

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