Assistant park ranger. Assistant to the park ranger.

[h_john]

Comments

[aarontonsoup]

You're the coolest person I know.

[nerdsrthebomb]

so so cool.

[clint]

Goddamn it, that's cool.

How smart are the bears out there? Smarter than the average bear? Are the pic-in-ic baskets safe?

[sabotage]

nice to hear things are swell, friend.. - looks like a cool gig for sure.. - i just recently got my hands on Godzilla Final Wars and Tokyo S.O.S. from the interlibrary loan system and i thought of you.. - strange aside, we once had a couple newts as pets.. - one got away, escaped, and that was that.. - years later i was hanging in my basement with my brother and his stoner friends when all of a sudden from out underneath the steps our old newt reappeared.. - i don't know how the hell he did.. rainwater and bugs, i guess.. but he'd survived.. - true story..

[rivercityransom]

It would be cooler if you had a hatchet...