.:.2.:. Storytime with Orihime!
Why is everyone spreading these rumors? It's so silly! Anyone who knows the people they're about would see that they couldn't and wouldn't have done those awful things.
Kurosaki-kun would never kill anyone! He just isn't like that. Renji-kun wouldn't hurt anyone, either! Ishida-kun works way too hard fixing the computers to do anything that would mess them up. That'd only be making more work for himself. Who would do that? All the people these rumors are about are good people.
This is why rumors are like weeds in a garden. They start out small, but if someone doesn't take care of them right away, they just start to pop up and get bigger and bigger until all the little flowers don't have any room to grow and the garden is completely overrun with big ugly weeds! And you'd try to pull them up but they'd keep appearing, so you'd have to trace them into the sewer, but that's where the Mother Weed lives and she would come and TAKE OVER THE WHOLE GARDEN and you'd have to get the super weed killer spray that comes in those squirty bottles and do battle with her except it'd be too late to save the garden and you'd have to pull up all the plants and buy new flowers and it'd take so much time and money and you'd get all dirty and covered in grass stains and wouldn't that be a pain?! And then everything would explode. That is why rumors are bad.
Kurosaki-kun would never kill anyone! He just isn't like that. Renji-kun wouldn't hurt anyone, either! Ishida-kun works way too hard fixing the computers to do anything that would mess them up. That'd only be making more work for himself. Who would do that? All the people these rumors are about are good people.
This is why rumors are like weeds in a garden. They start out small, but if someone doesn't take care of them right away, they just start to pop up and get bigger and bigger until all the little flowers don't have any room to grow and the garden is completely overrun with big ugly weeds! And you'd try to pull them up but they'd keep appearing, so you'd have to trace them into the sewer, but that's where the Mother Weed lives and she would come and TAKE OVER THE WHOLE GARDEN and you'd have to get the super weed killer spray that comes in those squirty bottles and do battle with her except it'd be too late to save the garden and you'd have to pull up all the plants and buy new flowers and it'd take so much time and money and you'd get all dirty and covered in grass stains and wouldn't that be a pain?! And then everything would explode. That is why rumors are bad.