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haans

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Apr 13, 2005 18:20

And just because I've finished one entry doesn't mean I can't write another immediately after:

( Good Afternoon Borders customers, to make your shopping experience more pleasurable for everyone involved here are a few pointers.. )

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iain April 13 2005, 11:08:21 UTC

I dare you to print this off and tape it to the door in the middle of the night.

reggie_c_king April 13 2005, 11:33:15 UTC

I don't think the names Connor or Miles are particularly stupid. Although the name CONNOR OR MILES is very silly indeed.

I prefer this entry to the last one, as it says something to me about my life.

scarletdemon April 13 2005, 14:18:40 UTC

Hahaha! I want to work in Borders! It bears repeating!

scarletdemon April 13 2005, 14:19:59 UTC

BARES dammit. I think I failed my interview!

deliriouspixie April 13 2005, 21:04:19 UTC

Haha!

Or Austin! Wait, I mean, AUSTIN. Stupid name. Stupid Place. Stupid wrestler who beats his wife.

I work at Saver's (a thrift store), so I know how you feel regarding most of the above. Control your children, no, we don't get that in ever, no, you can't pay at the jewelry counter, there is no register here, see the sign that says "Furniture"? That's where the furniture is...people even ask for specific books. Old ones. I've worked there for five years, I'm a cashier, and I don't know what the fuck we have, it comes and goes.

Anyway, that's hilarious.

Erm. amethystgreye April 14 2005, 10:53:07 UTC

Yes, yes, I put the books back in A. order. In fact, once I randomly went around doing it where other people hadn't, AND I did so with my four-year-old in tow while explaining the importance of what we were doing. I've never worked in a bookstore, and, as much as I love books, I'm sure there would be some things that severely irked me.

I have, however, been secretary to all the professors in the math and sciences wing of a college. Do you think that compares?