Quotes post

[habite]

Public post, please refrain from commenting.

Comments

[habite]

“Somewhere a convict sobs into a book of poems
from the prison library, and I know why
his hands are careful not to break the brittle pages.”
- Martín Espada

[habite]

"Look at him! He's cuter than a puppy and a kitten trying to climb into the same slipper!"
-Stan Smith, American Dad!

[habite]

"A good story is like a good bowel movement: it's only really satisfying once it's ended. Because if you just keep going, then eventually your body runs out of shit and moves on to pushing all of your internal organs out of your sphincter, until only a foul-smelling shell remains, and anyone who wants to get in on your incredibly long poo gets turned off, because they need to have gone through all of the poo up to that point to have the necessary context and this is where the analogy is breaking down somewhat."
-Zero Punctuation's review of DC Universe Online

[habite]

"Sweatpants are a sign of defeat. You lost control of your life so you bought some sweatpants."

- Karl Lagerfeld

[habite]

"Doubt that the stars are fire, doubt that the sun doth move, doubt truth to be a liar, but never doubt I love." - Hamlet, Shakespeare