My Own Personal Sex Kitten?

[hachi08]

Title: My Own Personal Sex Kitten?
Author: hachi08
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: Kyumin, ninja!SiHanChul, ninja!Yewook
Genre: Humour and smut.
Summary: The members know what Kyuhyun's homecoming surprise is, but why the hell is there a new kitten playing with his boyfriend?
A/n: Inspired by a short msn convo with onetruemei that went something like this (ignore

Comments

[onetruemei]

spotting!

[hachi08]

You did it! Go ninja! Go ninja! It's your birthday, it's your birthday! though it probably isn't haha.
Anyways, have fun reading!

[onetruemei]

I was watching Chuu~ <3
Hahahahaha! So i wasn't fast enough~ 8PPPPP

*goes off to read*

[onetruemei]

OMYGOD KILL ME NOW BEFORE I DIE OF INTENSE ROLEPLAYING PLEASURE~~ XDDDD

YOU EVEN SAID IT'S AWKWARD YOU PERSON!! XDDDDDDD

GO AND MAKE ME SMUT NOW! XDDDD A WILD ONE!! LIKE THIS! XDDD OR THAT OT4! XDDDDD

[fanmin]

spot now~~

[onetruemei]

HEY WHAT IS THIS AIR???
:-L

[fanmin]

O-ow :|
aish, why did you see me
*hides*

[hachi08]

Please do not punish her here meimei. Do that in your own comment box!

[kangaroobb]

LOL!!
i cant imagine hyaku and sen's conversation...
"hyung...what is our owner doing??"
"dongsaeng ar...you shouldnt be watching this"
LMAO!!!!

this is so good XD
inspired by Sen LOL!!
i love this... > <
cant stop laughing at yewook...
LOL!! they thought that hyaku and sen have this serious fight LOL!!!!

and... can i ask some question??
i dont really understand some part :

"Like what you see, Kyuhyunnie~?"
"Have you been working out since I left?"
"Maybe..."
he turned his head coyly and said in a sultry tone "Does it show?"
"Damn, Min... it's been... too long..."

also this :

"Didn't you... take care of yourself... while I was away...? "
"... I did... I put you on speaker phone, remember?"

im so blank...
dont really know what it means... > <
would you mind explain to me?

[hachi08]

It's all sexual innuendo that you don't understand... sorry...
First one: Min has been working in the gym toning his body and Kyuhyun notcied and Sungmin is teasing.
Second one: 1 word. Phonesex >_< sorry for being confusing...
Thanks for reading :)

[kangaroobb]

LOL!!!
im sad that i dont understand it -___-||

LOL!!! phonesex > <
but why did kyuhyun ask "didnt you take care of yourself"?
is there something to do with the tightness of his entrance?? LOL!
so is something like Min "working" himself out and let kyuhyun hear ? -____-||||
**cough**

thanks for explaining > <
and i forgot to LOL another phrase :
"Premature ejaculation is a medical problem that can be cured hyung~"

LMAO!!!

[princess_jaded]

SPOT!

[read0write]

OMG OMG OMG
that was hot
lol wow...
i feel so bad for yewook lol especially ryeowook...
very nice

kyumin love ♥

[kyuhyunlover3]

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