When Pluto Striked Back
Tonight my mom showed me this old story I had written in 1st or 2nd grade. I was really surprised, I didn't realise I had such forward-thinking aspirations at such a young age. :-) It's really great, I hope you enjoy it!
When Pluto Striked Back
By: Ryan D. Hayle
Leaders log: We have discoverd that on planet Earth they have something called Christmas. Our computers say that it is a holiday made just for one man. Posibly not actually none but we thingk his name is Jesus. There should not be a holiday for just one man we must stop this holiday.
Leaders log: We have every thing we need. We are preparing to blast off. O.K. Mr. Milleare take us out of here. Here we go. gg!gg!cc!cc!gg!gg!cc!cc! Ahh yes we are approaching Earth now. Here we are bad old Earth Let's see set us down there. How can we ruin Christmas? Let us out.
O.K. Hey lady when was jesus born? Oh I don't know. It was a long time ago. That is not enough. We must have the exact date. But I don't know the exact date. Who will? I don't know the bible I guess. Were does the bible live? Ha! Ha! Ha! It doesn't live any where it is a book you dope. Oh He! He! He! Well get me the book
O.K. folow me. No. Why not? You want to see the book dont you? Yes but we don't like waking through town. But the book is at my house and my house is in town. Well just bring it here to the park. O.K. but it will take 15 min. Well? Are you going or not? Im going, Im going. Good...
Well we might as well have something to eat. Num! This Earth food is good not to crunchy though. What took you so long? Traffic. What is traffic? Oh come on lets not get in to another subject.
O.K. Where is the book? I've got it I've got it. Don't worry. Jeez. Give it to me. Say please. Please. O.K. here. but be careful with it it's old. Ya! Ya! sure. Were does it say what year he was born in this book? Oh let's see here? Ah! here it is Year 1 A.C. Thanks won't see ya later By. O.K. Mr. Milleare take us home.
Leaders log: We have returned home. We are trying to find a way to get enough energe to go back in time and get to this time safely. Have you figured anything out yet? Yes one thing. But it will take a few days. I don't care, just tell me. O.K. first we need 1,000 volts of power and electricity. O.K. Will get those two things. A totoly new space ship that can go at warp speed. O.K. Will make it. And one man to burn. Why do we have to do that? For super warp speed. Well we can, but only one. Yep only one.
Leaders log: We are preparing to go back in time to planet Earth. We have evry-thing we need to take off. Ten min. till take off! Take us out of here Mr. Milleare. O.K. cc!cc!gg!gg!cc!cc! Were are we? I have no idea. Wheir in the time travel world I think. BAM! Bang! We have made it. Set us down in Bethlehem O.K. oo!oo!oo!oo! thump! Hear we are. We have made it. Come on let's look for Jesus. Sensors say that he is near by. Good let's follow the signal. There, there he is. Let's take him. Ready. NOW! Quick bring him here. Hide him in the ship. Thue we have made it. Let's have a look around befor we have to go. I sure was or is different back then now for us He! He! He!
At the ship: Wa! Wa! Wa! Wa! Boom! Bang! cc!cc!cc!gg!gg! Wa!Wa! Hoou? Goo!Goo! Bya! Bya! Ma!Ma! Ma!Ma! Well let's go back to the ship and go home. O.K. Mr Milleare take us home. Hey what is happening? I dont know. The whole ship is falling apart. Oh no! Well we can't get home. We cant get anywhere. We will have to stay hear for the rest of our lives. Yep Well we have failed again but this time were really stuck.
"And they were stuck & they did fail and they stayed in that time for the rest of their lives."
When Pluto Striked Back
By: Ryan D. Hayle
Leaders log: We have discoverd that on planet Earth they have something called Christmas. Our computers say that it is a holiday made just for one man. Posibly not actually none but we thingk his name is Jesus. There should not be a holiday for just one man we must stop this holiday.
Leaders log: We have every thing we need. We are preparing to blast off. O.K. Mr. Milleare take us out of here. Here we go. gg!gg!cc!cc!gg!gg!cc!cc! Ahh yes we are approaching Earth now. Here we are bad old Earth Let's see set us down there. How can we ruin Christmas? Let us out.
O.K. Hey lady when was jesus born? Oh I don't know. It was a long time ago. That is not enough. We must have the exact date. But I don't know the exact date. Who will? I don't know the bible I guess. Were does the bible live? Ha! Ha! Ha! It doesn't live any where it is a book you dope. Oh He! He! He! Well get me the book
O.K. folow me. No. Why not? You want to see the book dont you? Yes but we don't like waking through town. But the book is at my house and my house is in town. Well just bring it here to the park. O.K. but it will take 15 min. Well? Are you going or not? Im going, Im going. Good...
Well we might as well have something to eat. Num! This Earth food is good not to crunchy though. What took you so long? Traffic. What is traffic? Oh come on lets not get in to another subject.
O.K. Where is the book? I've got it I've got it. Don't worry. Jeez. Give it to me. Say please. Please. O.K. here. but be careful with it it's old. Ya! Ya! sure. Were does it say what year he was born in this book? Oh let's see here? Ah! here it is Year 1 A.C. Thanks won't see ya later By. O.K. Mr. Milleare take us home.
Leaders log: We have returned home. We are trying to find a way to get enough energe to go back in time and get to this time safely. Have you figured anything out yet? Yes one thing. But it will take a few days. I don't care, just tell me. O.K. first we need 1,000 volts of power and electricity. O.K. Will get those two things. A totoly new space ship that can go at warp speed. O.K. Will make it. And one man to burn. Why do we have to do that? For super warp speed. Well we can, but only one. Yep only one.
Leaders log: We are preparing to go back in time to planet Earth. We have evry-thing we need to take off. Ten min. till take off! Take us out of here Mr. Milleare. O.K. cc!cc!gg!gg!cc!cc! Were are we? I have no idea. Wheir in the time travel world I think. BAM! Bang! We have made it. Set us down in Bethlehem O.K. oo!oo!oo!oo! thump! Hear we are. We have made it. Come on let's look for Jesus. Sensors say that he is near by. Good let's follow the signal. There, there he is. Let's take him. Ready. NOW! Quick bring him here. Hide him in the ship. Thue we have made it. Let's have a look around befor we have to go. I sure was or is different back then now for us He! He! He!
At the ship: Wa! Wa! Wa! Wa! Boom! Bang! cc!cc!cc!gg!gg! Wa!Wa! Hoou? Goo!Goo! Bya! Bya! Ma!Ma! Ma!Ma! Well let's go back to the ship and go home. O.K. Mr Milleare take us home. Hey what is happening? I dont know. The whole ship is falling apart. Oh no! Well we can't get home. We cant get anywhere. We will have to stay hear for the rest of our lives. Yep Well we have failed again but this time were really stuck.
"And they were stuck & they did fail and they stayed in that time for the rest of their lives."