01 / mahogany town / voice

[hackintheaster]

[The audio clicks on, though for the first few moments no one speaks. There's just rustling, the sounds of buttons being pressed, and a soft sigh.]

If I can just figure out the calibration of this....

[The voice sounds young, a little annoyed, and a few more buttons are pressed. But then there's a brief 'oh wait' and the sound of the piece of

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1/IDK also FFFF YOU DID NOT TELL ME YOU POSTED I WANTED TO BE FIRST

[chemwhiz]

[What is Wally doing atm? Eating, of course.]

1/4

[chemwhiz]

Dude, you think it's annoying? It's agonizing for me. I mean, I think I'm getting fat. [He might be looking a little pudgier than normal...]

2/4

[chemwhiz]

[He laughs.] Yeah, well, have fun with that when you get back. You might be seriously out of shape by then, unless there're gyms around here that aren't for Pokémon battles.

3/4

[chemwhiz]

[Looking a little too proud of himself.] I know, I know, I'm a genius, you don't have to thank me.

4/4

[chemwhiz]

... But wait, so who's team leader since Kaldur's not here? IcalldibsIgotherefirst! [Because he's mature like that.]

1/3

[hackintheaster]

Fat? You can't be serious. [But now he's curious, and because he's, well, him he reaches over and just lifts up Wally's shirt cause bros don't have personal space and wow. He is getting kind of chubby.] Dude. I never thought I'd see the day where a speedster put on pounds, wow.

[Way to be a total and complete ass, Dick.]

2/3

[hackintheaster]

[Groans.] He will seriously murder me in my sleep if I'm out of shape. I need to find a fighting gym around here that will let me use their equipment. I can't get out of shape.

3/3

[hackintheaster]

One, I take it back. Two, dude. We already had this discussion. When Kaldur isn't around I'm totally leader. Because you act like you're five.

1/3

[chemwhiz]

[Okay, maybe Robin doesn't believe in personal space, but Wally still kind of does. So he lamely swats Rob away, tugging his shirt back down. Self-conscious? Maybe just a little.] Dude, shut up, I'm not a speedster here, my metabolism is, you know, normal now. I can't help it I still feel like eating all the time.

2/3

[chemwhiz]

[Sigh.] Man, if only Black Canary was here... Then we could just train with her and it would be intense.

3/3

[chemwhiz]

[CROSSING HIS ARMS INDIGNANTLY.] Yeah, but you are five. I guess I'll just be leader of my Johstice League then.

1/3

[hackintheaster]

[And he does pick up on some of the self-consciousness there, so he stops, crossing his arms over his chest.] Am I going to have to put you on a diet? Like, make you go running and train with me? Oh god this is going to be hilarious. [Because yep, he's already decided that it's going to happen. And he's trying kinda hard to not laugh.]

2/3

[hackintheaster]

Dude, you don't want Black Canary to train you when you don't have your powers. You will get your ass handed to you.

3/3

[hackintheaster]

Oh yeah, cause that's really mature.

[And then a pause. Because he's just realizing the pun. And he kind of facepalms.] You have to be kidding me.

1/2

[chemwhiz]

Dude, shut up, it's not that bad. [Except it is, but they don't know that yet. Also he kinda shoved Rob there just to emphasize shut up.]

2/2

[chemwhiz]

... You don't know that. [TRYING TO GET HIS COOL BACK NOW.] Don't underestimate the Wallman.

[Shrug.] Whatever. You're just jealous I'm such a genius. [But really he just couldn't think of anything less punny and it ended up growing on him.]