1. Can you belch the alphabet? If yes, show me. Infact, call me right now and belch the alphabet. No soda-cheatin'!
2. What sounds more appealing: Sitting in a cafe in Paris and getting smacked in the face with a bloody cow liver, or sitting in a porno theatre and smacking someone in the face with a bloody cow liver. Think about this one, really. All of the possible consequences...the smell...
3. Don't ya hate it when people breath through their mouth...the damn thing hanging open, a trap for flies...good god! Well, don't ya?
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2) If carrots had mouths, would they scream when you cooked them?
3) Who would you rather rap, Bill Clinton or Monica Lewinski?
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2. No, they like it.
3. Ummm, Lewinski. "My anaconda don't want none, unless you got buns hon!"
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1. Can you belch the alphabet? If yes, show me. Infact, call me right now and belch the alphabet. No soda-cheatin'!
2. What sounds more appealing: Sitting in a cafe in Paris and getting smacked in the face with a bloody cow liver, or sitting in a porno theatre and smacking someone in the face with a bloody cow liver. Think about this one, really. All of the possible consequences...the smell...
3. Don't ya hate it when people breath through their mouth...the damn thing hanging open, a trap for flies...good god! Well, don't ya?
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2.Hmmmm, I'll go with Paris.
3. He's a nice guy. With a nice car... BUT HE WAS A MOUTH BREATHER!
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1. do chicks look hotter in Garter belts and fishnet with the lether whip of like...Like a cat all..cute and cuddly or some shit...
2. do u know who The distillers are?
and 3. if so do u think Brodie is hott?
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2. yes.
3. ... yes.
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